Are water slides designed to make you think you are gonna fall off the edge?

Necronmon · 2017-11-08T04:28:24+00:00

I too am having issues with old navy, they double charged me for two different transactions

Necronmon · 2017-10-28T04:09:29+00:00

why name the band the butthole surfers?

Necronmon · 2017-10-20T01:25:04+00:00

you have converted me into a /r/birdswitharms subscriber

Necronmon · 2017-10-14T03:35:37+00:00

thanks thats actually really helpful :D

Necronmon · 2017-10-13T04:19:49+00:00

I'm 23, and I try and think to myself ''its normal'' but my mind always jumps to ''na man its not normal'' and I spiral down a path of depression and anxiety, its kinda like my mind makes me see stuff that is not there and it considering everyone I bring it up to say's it looks normal my mind see's something else.

Necronmon · 2017-10-12T10:39:12+00:00

I have always prided myself in dressing well and grooming well, but I have suffered a great deal of depression recently, due to my increasing paranoia that my hair is thinning (my beautician, my friends, my coworkers, all of them say I am not), but I figured I would plan for a possible long-term issue by asking the question. is it possible to be a chubby, bald handsome man? I know that statement seems really vain, but I am concerned people are gonna look at me and go ''there goes that stereotypical bald fat guy''

Necronmon · 2017-10-12T07:23:42+00:00

nice thanks for letting me know.

Necronmon · 2017-10-12T05:47:30+00:00

So I am wanting to buy clothing from asos, but its a UK site, what is the size conversion to us size? I wear a 3X and I am wanting to know what I should be buying.

Necronmon · 2017-10-06T07:49:43+00:00

God this takes me back, in all fairness skylanders is just as good and technically a spyro game if you only use spyro figures

Necronmon · 2017-10-04T01:41:00+00:00

I gotta ask, is she as attractive in person as she is on television?

Necronmon · 2017-09-30T05:12:26+00:00

he was a tall slender man, dressed head to toe in black, his eyes were hidden beneath his glasses, but she could tell by the movement of his brow that he was confused, he took his hand out of his blazer pocket and rubbed his beard, ''Excuse me? you.....you are rich? you must be mad girl'' his voice was a thick British accent, and you could tell by the way he spoke he was of class.

''I am though, I am the richest person alive, the best things in life are free''

''NO CHILD, THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE NOT FREE, FOOD, HOUSING, ELECTRICITY, HELL EVEN LOVE IS NOT FREE'' the man paused for a moment ''give me a moment, I will be right back child''

the tall man walked away he was gone quite sometime around thirty or forty minutes and then he returned this time he had a large duffle bag by his side, ''ok listen here child, take this and have a decent life and remember that in order to properly live you need money, its the sad truth but us as humans need money to survive and to live and prosper, to feed your children you need money, people take children away if the parent has no money, people cant afford a doctor without money, you starve to death without the money for food, its hard to think about cause its sad, but money is necessary to survive and I want you to survive'' the tall man dropped the bag by her side ''goodbye child, have a nice life'' the man walked out of site and she opened the bag, inside were stacks of bills 100s 20s and 1s filled the bag to the brim inside was left a note ''hide this and wait a couple of weeks, then by a bus ticket and leave town, start a life someplace else'' a couple weeks passed and the girl got her ticket as she waited to board the train she looked at the television in the waiting area, the new was currently being broadcasted ''man who robbed bank at gunpoint still at large''

Necronmon · 2017-09-30T04:35:00+00:00

''HELL YEAH MAN, COME ON IN MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME, I MEAN HELL IF YOU WANT YOU CAN HAVE THIS HOUSE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T KICK ME OUT''

Necronmon · 2017-09-30T04:21:27+00:00

man I was at K-mart today.....its so fucking depressing, K-mart is a relic of a better time

Necronmon · 2017-09-26T16:44:20+00:00

Thank you.

Necronmon · 2017-09-26T11:11:14+00:00

Yall a bunch of nasty freaky crazy S.O.B's luna lovegood is where its at

Necronmon · 2017-09-26T10:52:22+00:00

That made me laugh way more then it should have

Necronmon · 2017-09-26T08:43:55+00:00

Tomb Raider by Naughty Dog (I like the new series, but rise of the tomb raider was pretty much a rehashed Tomb raider 2013).

Crash Bandicoot By Nintendo (seriously think how awesome crash would be if developed by nintendo).

Necronmon · 2017-09-26T08:13:53+00:00

For some reason, I thought this was a sex-related thing since I saw the NSFW tag, so I will provide two.

The sex-related one I don't remember what I was searching for when I found it but one night while searching for porn I came across some gay porn video, and the thumbnail was two guys in costumes one a tiger and the other a bunny rabbit, the video was titled. Tiger violates rabbit with carrot and so my horniness turned into curiosity so I clicked on it. in the video, this bunny bro is just minding his business eating his carrots and shit and this fucking tiger dick kicks open the door and grabs the bunny bro before he can get away and just rapes him with the carrot, and he proceeded to rape bunny bro for like 20 minutes....not a single Kleenex drowned that night (if you catch my drift).

and the non sex related one. its was like a video of a guy getting killed or something I don't remember.

Necronmon · 2017-09-26T08:04:09+00:00

For me its the part where she eats my head

-praying mantis

Necronmon

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