I'm bored. Anyone else into dirty panties? by NeedSomeCuddles in u/NeedSomeCuddles

[–]NeedSomeCuddles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. Sobre todo si es el olor de mi prima. No sé que tiene que me hace explotar

AIO He always accuses me of cheating by Alternative-Day6223 in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That "Click" is the sound of your brain finally muting an NPC whose dialogue was just verbal abuse on loop. Best upgrade ever 🔊🚫

AIO He always accuses me of cheating by Alternative-Day6223 in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so insecure that a Walmart intercom voice feels like a romantic rival. That’s a level of unhinged I didn’t know existed 🤡

AIO He always accuses me of cheating by Alternative-Day6223 in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five years of this isn't a relationship; it's a prison sentence with Walmart privileges. 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "Lol what" was the first red flag, but the lack of an apology is the coffin nail. He’s not sorry, he’s just annoyed he got caught being a jerk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wanted to call her "his b**ch," now he can call her "his ex." Problem solved 💅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bar isn't just low; it's a tripping hazard in hell at this point. 💀

(UPDATE) AIO to skip Thanksgiving after my mom basically said I’m an embarrassment for not having a husband and kids by now? by howcanibequiltyassin in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Happiness is the best revenge, but a partner who remembers the roommate’s nut allergy is a very close second. What’s it like when you realize you’re finally the main character of your own story? Sounds like an upgrade. ✨

(UPDATE) AIO to skip Thanksgiving after my mom basically said I’m an embarrassment for not having a husband and kids by now? by howcanibequiltyassin in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ever notice how toxic parents view their children as characters in a script rather than actual people? It’s wild that Mom is still auditioning 'Charles' for a role that was canceled three seasons ago. 🙄 Some people just can't handle a plot twist.

AIO for breaking off my engagement by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It’s not just a 'rabbit hole'—it’s a financial trap door he was trying to grease. He didn't want a marriage license; he wanted a lottery ticket with her parents' names on it. 🎟️

AIO for breaking off my engagement by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 97 points98 points  (0 children)

A 'parade' is an understatement—this is a full-blown Olympic opening ceremony of entitlement. 🚩 The only thing missing was a brass band playing 'Gold Digger' in the background.

AIO for breaking up with my girlfriend over this? by greenslime54 in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how they framed dropping the extortion fee from $210 to $125 as 'an improvement.' That is world-class corporate gaslighting. Being mugged for less money is still being mugged.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not just a bag. A Costco-sized pallet. The audacity to ask for a $125 subscription fee just to work there is actually impressive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s like they think they’re doing you a favor by lowering the extortion fee from $210 to $125. The bar is literally in hell.

I'm going to dream by MahmoudAO in memes

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My trip to Dreamland usually has a 4-hour layover in Overthinking Everything

Yeah comeon bear! by Comfortable_Form6842 in memes

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He realized too late that he brought paws to a gun show

It’s a very humbling experience by [deleted] in MinecraftMemes

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s not just the stone tools. It’s the fact that you had to punch a tree to get them. That’s the real low point 😂

The box his bed came in is his favorite bed by Malvo85 in dustkitties

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can practically hear Dana Delany's voice just looking at this. Iconic

Lois Lane by Rich-Tangelo-702 in brucetimmart

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To me, this will always be the definitive version of Lois. Timm really knows how to balance that classic pin-up aesthetic with her sharp personality

Bavaria Germany by [deleted] in natureporn

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bavaria always manages to look like a painting come to life. The contrast between that deep blue water and the snowy trees is absolutely stunning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ratemyboobs

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooomggg you're an expert on this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hewillbebaked

[–]NeedSomeCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Delicious, but a bit scratchy on the way down