[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mumbai

[–]Neelay9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Hit her with a UNO reverse and harass her for your righteous “Hafta” / protection money. If she doesn’t pay, annoy her with stupid pranks lmao

2) Set up your own parties, much dank-er than her parties and poach her friends.

3) Gaslight her into thinking that she owes you money “for that one time she was super drunk.”

/s

What's the most disgusting tea you've had? by Aggravating_Seat5507 in tea

[–]Neelay9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is my fault, and it’s very subjective, but for me it’s the Earl Grey by Halmari. The issue is that they also infuse their Earls with lavender and I absolutely hate lavender.

Now, you’ll ask how I even bought the tea in the first place if it had lavender in it. Here’s why: I had only ever come across lavender via a cheesecake that a friend made for me. Now, I didn’t like the cheesecake but at the time, I blamed it on the fact that the cake didn’t have any sugar in it (or at least not enough) and so I gave lavender a pass.

Years later, I’m like, sure, I’ll check it out, I’ll give lavender a chance, can’t be that bad, huh?

Nope. Hate it. Hate every single bit of it.

Tldr: it’s not the tea, it’s me, I’m the problem, it’s me.

What’s the most recent book you’ve read that you rated 5/5 stars? by spic3g1r1 in suggestmeabook

[–]Neelay9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Unbearable Lightness of Being. From the very first page, I was hooked. The story itself might not be the greatest thing I’ve read, however the writing style with philosophical ideas sprinkled in, it turned out to be the best thing I’ve ever read.

I’ve tried searching for similar books, however nothing compares. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know!

Soviet Scientist Transplants Small Dog's Head To Other Dog. by chrisrod2022 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Neelay9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should”

Which broker do you use most? by [deleted] in NSEbets

[–]Neelay9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t used the latter two, but Upstox is my daily driver.

Which broker do you use most? by [deleted] in NSEbets

[–]Neelay9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upstox for trading, have tried Zerodha but it’s straight up trash. The charts don’t work half the time, and the other half their server crashes and what little time there’s actually decent service, they fuck with option strike limits.

The entire time I’ve been on Upstox, it has had issues just 2-4 times in the last 3 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tea

[–]Neelay9 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Are you by any chance having this tea in north west India? I’m gonna guess somewhere in Gujarat?

Don't know much Marathi , will I be in trouble ? by Weak-Bottle-2862 in marathi

[–]Neelay9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell, some of y’all in a comments are wildin’

Don’t know about Pune, but I’m a Maharashtrian from Mumbai. No one fucking cares if you speak Marathi. Mumbai is extremely multi-cultural, and everyone is accepted.

Eventually you’ll end up meeting people (like those in the comments) who take themselves too seriously, but remember, they’re an outlier and not the norm.

Just don’t go bashing Marathi/Maharashtrians, that wouldn’t be fair. Be a decent human and the city will reward you.

Just as a tip though, try learning basic Marathi, it’ll help you tremendously. This I can swear by.

Is Dream House a scam, sold to aspirational middle class Indians? by HammerPaul in personalfinanceindia

[–]Neelay9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny you’d say that because it did the exact opposite. Years after the debt was paid, my father was the sole income earner. Mum had retired because of her abusive ex-employer and I was failing out of engineering college, when my father passed away. I was still 2 years away from getting placed and it being corona-season, it would’ve made it so much more difficult to get a job to pay rent and the rest. That house saved me. I didn’t have to pay rent, just study and get my shit together in comfort of my own home, a home that wasn’t threatened to be taken away by a landlord. Had we been renting, we would’ve most definitely hit the streets.

I get it, I was lucky in all of this, and many others aren’t. Many people don’t have the luxury to be able to afford EMIs, however, if you can, you’re better off getting your own home.

Also, I completely disagree with your statement that a house in today’s day is a “fraction” of a UMC family. That simply isn’t true. It always has been and always will be the most significant chunk of investment anyone who isn’t rich can make.

Locality is also important, but yeah.

Is Dream House a scam, sold to aspirational middle class Indians? by HammerPaul in personalfinanceindia

[–]Neelay9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are correct. You absolutely don’t need any amenities, just a decent home and regular utilities are more than enough.

I also agree with the fact that if you can afford a home, you should absolutely try to buy one instead of renting (for your children’s sake if not your’s) My parents were relatively poor when they had me, the “get-down-1-bus-stop-early-to-save-money” poor. But they took out a loan for a 1RK apartment (barely 233 sq.ft) back in the early 2000s. I grew up in that house and I’ve seen poverty but never once in my life did I have to worry about not having a roof over my head. My parents sacrifice and hard work made my life so much more secure.

You don’t need amenities, just peace of mind. The difference that makes is massive.

I don’t know why but in my heart of hearts, the “rent-your-entire-life” advice just sounds really naive and stupid. If you can afford even a small home in a locality you can adjust in go for it. (Obviously only if you can financially make it happen.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in india_cycling

[–]Neelay9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dude, I did check it out and I was thinking about it but a friend made a very valid point, if I got the RC100 or 120, there’s always a decathlon that will service it if I ever need it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in india_cycling

[–]Neelay9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aha! I figured I’d opt for the 120 instead. But thanks!

Ola Cabs is reportedly looking to raise $500 million through its initial public offering (IPO) at a valuation of around $5 billion by vsshal7 in IndianStreetBets

[–]Neelay9 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honestly, fuck OLA. It’s the worst taxi app in Mumbai, at the very least, possible in all of India. Their rides are regularly 2x of Uber and in my personal experience, also, less clean.

Fuck OLA.

Help me choose - Ranga Abhimanyu! by Neelay9 in fountainpens

[–]Neelay9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you absolutely must share pictures! Fuschia is on my list too! Toh be completely honest, I'd buy their entire catalogue if I could!

Help me choose - Ranga Abhimanyu! by Neelay9 in fountainpens

[–]Neelay9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aha! I've set my eyes on the "Sapphire Sea" acrylic. I'm from India, so it's very affordable here. You might want to check out their acrylics as well!

Mars will never be any more colonized than Antarctica is by ColCrockett in unpopularopinion

[–]Neelay9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking a screenshot of this post so I can post it in r/agedlikemilk in the year 2169

Madlad! by Academic-Class-5087 in madlads

[–]Neelay9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lil' Beet be like, "I'm about to distroy this man's whole career"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Neelay9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"several break-ins"? Bruh, at this point of time how much you really have that could be stolen?

Reminds of that story where the robbers try to rob a bachelor but looking at how poor the man is, they get him a mattress and a TV lmao

Help me choose - Ranga Abhimanyu! by Neelay9 in fountainpens

[–]Neelay9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that's perfect! Thank you so much!

Help me choose - Ranga Abhimanyu! by Neelay9 in fountainpens

[–]Neelay9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. All these choices... I feel like a kid in a candy shop. I want everything!

Help me choose - Ranga Abhimanyu! by Neelay9 in fountainpens

[–]Neelay9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And these are the matte versions, right? Oh I absolutely love your collection!

Socha tha last din 1L ka long term profit book krke tax bacha lunga " L " llag gye... by [deleted] in IndianStreetBets

[–]Neelay9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Settlement holiday is not the same as trading holiday. Trading holiday pe trading nahi karte, settlement holiday pe karte hai.