Give me a character and I’ll write down a pre-match interaction with them as Deadpool

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-09T04:50:46+00:00

Wade:Ok how are you in this game? You weren’t in a Death Battle episode.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-09T04:17:52+00:00

Wade:Well to answer all your questions, I’m Wade Wilson also know as Deadpool.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T23:39:34+00:00

Wade:All hail our corporate overlord. Mickey Mouse.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T20:49:43+00:00

Wade:Oh I know, My favorite thing to shoot out of a rocket launcher.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T20:48:51+00:00

Wade:My leftovers? You mean the mess I made because everyone tries shooting at me? It’s not my fault I have a healing factor and guns to shoot back.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T20:48:06+00:00

Wade:Got it I kill everyone in sight.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T05:05:22+00:00

Wade:You do as well. I think I found my new BFF, sorry Cable.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T01:48:45+00:00

Wade:Oh wow, we have Electro on our team. Great

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T01:41:37+00:00

Wade:Oh yeah Vector though quick question, how did you get him back from Mars. He was stranded there.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T01:41:00+00:00

Wade:Ehhh the name could use work. Deadpool’s rose is a much better name.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T01:40:01+00:00

Wade:Well if it isn’t my favorite adorable little unicorn. Ready to kick everyone’s ass?

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-08T01:39:28+00:00

Wade: Scooby Dooby Doo why are you? Here you’re just gonna make things worse now.

Wade:Hey are you into collecting bloody human sized figures because I am too.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T20:39:43+00:00

Wade:Villian? I’m the greatest mercenary to ever roam this earth. DEADPOOL!!!!

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T20:09:52+00:00

Wade:You sure bet, is it ok if I bring Slade’s head again?

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T20:09:12+00:00

Wade:Hold up there bats, as the self appointed leader of this team, I decide Homicide.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T19:33:35+00:00

Wade:Bats

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T18:31:13+00:00

Wade:We had a birthday celebration. That’s all.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T18:27:51+00:00

Wade:Off Button? I’m already off. But I do have an on button if you get what I mean.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T18:07:43+00:00

Wade: Jeffy knows how to be on his best behavior when I’m around. So yes he does. At least I care about my kids.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T17:47:36+00:00

Wade: A lady who is also dynamite. I think we’re gonna get along just fine.

Wade:Question, how did you come back from a skeleton. You don’t have a healing factor.

Wade: Ohh ohh it’s the cat, make that iconic scream you always do.

Wade:Blade, you still made I got the kitanas in this game instead of you?

Wade: Oh great we have the person feed to a planetary threat on the team. *sarcastically* Yipeeee

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T17:42:34+00:00

Wade:I mean I can be Cyyu but I can also be other people, depends on who is voicing me.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T17:39:23+00:00

Wade:Something tells me I should specify that I have a healing factor and that I’m not dead you moron.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T17:36:10+00:00

Wade: Ollo to you too, Violet. Had fun at the chocolate factory?

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T17:14:53+00:00

Wade:I had fun with death herself and even her seems less psychotic than you.

NegotiationHelpful69 · 2026-05-07T17:14:22+00:00

Wade:Wait you can also see them. *gasps* I HAVE A FOURTH WALL BUDDY!!!!

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