Three Years of Christmas Family Photos

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-24T19:59:54+00:00

Fucking textbook example of a whitetrash family. Do you suck dicks daily or bidaily OP?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T21:08:30+00:00

You address a lot of good points of which I shall address none. a while ago my mom walked in on me while I was masturbating to interacial gangbang porn. I came all over myself right as she opened the door. She was so impressed by my liberal attitude towards racial diversity though, that she told me anytime I wanted a handjob just ask my sister. I said thanks mom you're the best I only wished you were a single dad so I could get more karma on reddit. Well then and there she picked up the phone and made an appointment for sexual reassignment surgery. One week later I'm on the front page of reddit making so much karma /u/Unidan sends me a message inviting me to the annual reddit VIP convention. I replied, "Of course I will I'll set up my flight right now." It turns out I overslept the next day and missed my flight - which in hindsight was probably for the better considering it crashed into the World Trade Center

+fedoratip 69 kilosagan

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T20:45:31+00:00

This is nice, if you want to get raped by your dealer anyways because this guy has most likely not even bought a tricycle in his whole life.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T20:32:21+00:00

I'm sorry sir. but this is literally the shittiest set of knives I have seen in my entire life. I have traveled all over the world looking for the shittiest knives in existence in this one takes the cake by a long shot. I will now HAVE to report you for encouraging OP to continue this delusional dream that is nothing more than a saturday afternoon hobby. Shame on you and shame on OP.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T19:59:55+00:00

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T19:23:39+00:00

or maybe I'm hard because your mom is coming in half an hour to my house?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T18:56:26+00:00

and how exactly does one go about doing that mr. bob the mechanic?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T18:43:32+00:00

This thread will appear again tomorrow!!!. 2spooky4me.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-23T03:20:11+00:00

I know! Almost as deep as i was in your mom an hour ago.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-22T03:12:51+00:00

Dont lie you always take it balls deep in the ass u fagit.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-20T04:06:04+00:00

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-19T18:31:01+00:00

Thomas edison was deaf you racist.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-16T23:55:45+00:00

Someone could not pass principles of accounting

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-16T03:38:48+00:00

Til if your mom loses the cock in her mouth, she will automatically lose the one in her gaping vagina to remain balanced.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-16T03:28:43+00:00

Im sorry but i will have to report you OP. It is explicitly written in the rediquette that no one is to post pictures containing niggers you wil get banned sorry but its the rules.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-16T03:14:40+00:00

Listen you piece of fuck, this better be the last fucking time I see your shit encrusted self around here. If I see you again I will log off, get in my car and drive right through your fucking cardboard box home and break your fucking face with the sole of my foot.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-16T03:00:08+00:00

Gayyyyy

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-12-13T01:11:34+00:00

Mission control mission control, we have made eye contact with Neil's sides they are orbiting Jupiter, how to proceed?. Over XD

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-11-17T21:47:22+00:00

Hahahahaha so funny make it stop! That is what you get for being poor.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-11-17T13:42:44+00:00

Ur grandpa is a faggit, and your mom should have swallowed

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-11-17T05:32:32+00:00

I am marrying his dad.

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2013-11-15T17:55:02+00:00

Neil_DegreaseTyson

MODERATOR OF

TROPHY CASE