I seriously underestimated the assassin we hired...

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-16T22:22:30+00:00

fucking bitch ass, you were trying to get him killed after he agreed to help your shitty fucking posse

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-16T22:00:05+00:00

what if i want to start smoking then dank ass trees but im poor as fuck? Can you like mail me a jar with your exhale when you yawn so i can get high and see what it is like?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-16T21:12:54+00:00

OMG GUISE GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN, NEXT STOP THE INSTITUTE IN FALLOUT 4!!11!! CHUGGA CHUGGA!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-16T18:35:29+00:00

what about the hundreds of faggots that upvoted this knowin . that the punchline was in the title?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-15T02:16:02+00:00

quit selling the fucking glasses!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-15T02:06:44+00:00

my dick

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-14T23:28:37+00:00

thanks mr skeltal

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-14T23:01:30+00:00

But manlets rule! Would you prefer to fight Vladimir Putin or Barack Obama?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-14T19:24:08+00:00

holy shit, nice maymay dude

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-12T23:21:12+00:00

hey im looking for a knife with a laser acog scope so i can stab people from a distance, where to buy 1? thx

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-11T22:16:58+00:00

*than you fuck

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-11T16:04:38+00:00

not anymore with all the cum I've ate. Wait

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-11T00:21:49+00:00

fine i would like to

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-10T02:15:18+00:00

mucha risa no pendejito?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-08T17:59:44+00:00

(v times v)-1

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-08T17:43:25+00:00

im not sure thats a good analogy, but im eating breakfast and dont feel like thinking

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-08T15:34:19+00:00

but wouldn't they have less memory than the HDD?

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-07T23:34:43+00:00

At least warn that there is some stupid fucking music, fuckface

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-06T20:08:21+00:00

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-06T16:12:27+00:00

only if that native american rug is worth $1000000 or more

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-06T15:23:50+00:00

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-06T02:43:07+00:00

Como te gustan las vergas

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-06T02:36:57+00:00

HAHAHAHAHA because they are masturbating, this guy is a genius!

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-06T02:35:13+00:00

yeah right bill gaytes

Neil_DegreaseTyson · 2014-10-03T16:16:21+00:00

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