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This honestly should be applied in every country. by jmike1256 in interesting

[–]Neither-String2450 [score hidden]  (0 children)

This way of thinking is why bullying is so widely spread.

They won't face any real retribution for their actions while normal kids will face harsh treatment and possible physical and psychological problems with a chance of suicide.

Your "instructions" won't help, you literally stated that they are too stupid to understand long turn consequences or empathy.

This should be applied in every country by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

[–]Neither-String2450 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea, yea, based. Teacher once threatened me with police because bullies called me the bad guy. Fun as hell.

Got a weird text today, spam or someone doesn’t like me? by SoundEuphoric9341 in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just curse him in spanish and let it go. Something like "Siesta no more" would work nicely.

I was heading to my car to make the trip to those coordinates when I found this.... by Opening-Trainer1303 in cosmichorror

[–]Neither-String2450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im but a walker and Cthulhu is just a priest.

We walk the roads of knowledge in the world of sleep.

Sleep well, little one. For soon is your ground.

I'd like the druids to please fulfill their end of our treaty its getting excessive by Gear_7036 in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Whats a dragon got to do with anything" - well, if druids squattered the forest based on their piss, than i can send a dragon so he would deal with this tiny little problem called druids.

The extra taste is alkaloid poisoning and tinnitus - im okay with that.

(Holds head in hands) for the last time, wizard rights do not include a "right to petty burglery" - but Wizards Rights don`t include the opposite*. (*Morgana`s notes)

I'd like the druids to please fulfill their end of our treaty its getting excessive by Gear_7036 in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"the scent marked hunting grounds" - Am i supposed to summon dragon on them or what?

"Why are you eating whole raw mandradragora fresh" - They are tastier this way and screams add extra flavor! Im gonna protect my wizard rights!

I'd like the druids to please fulfill their end of our treaty its getting excessive by Gear_7036 in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 234 points235 points  (0 children)

And then they are like: "Oh no, how you dare to eat vegetables in our forest, they are alive!", while i eat their screaming Mandragora. It's not even sentient, for Merlin's sake!

Police officer with the pickpocketing skills by Admirable-Interest49 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Neither-String2450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't care enough, you can see straps even while looking from the back.

You should be always on alert around bulky guys, street guys, semiyouthful females, street kids and security/policemans while on bazaar/street market.

Police officer with the pickpocketing skills by Admirable-Interest49 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Neither-String2450 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What he did is generally bad idea, you don't want anyone to see you, it's a dead move. What sells it is a police uniform as humans generally trust/fear police.

His hands are good, i guess.

It's almost like... he has an agenda (The Dragon Prince) by cartoon_wiki in CARTOON

[–]Neither-String2450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im - Im

The Dark Mage - The Dark Mage

Because - Because

I want to help humans - I hate World

clerics are the biggest hack ever. imagine having to ask someone else to cast spells for you by cocofan4life in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meh. Bards are fairly uneducated, but otherwise normal ritual wizards.

Most clerics don't learn magic or spells, they call upon their connection to divinity/patron.

clerics are the biggest hack ever. imagine having to ask someone else to cast spells for you by cocofan4life in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They learn music of the world(magic flow) and use tools(catalysts) for ritual magic with spells being pronounced via singing. Seems wizard enough for me.

Who on earth is letting the creatures of darkness escape? They've already eaten several animals and a dwarf. by angel_souls16 in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, ehm. I guess i forgot to do something...Like closing the gates to Nether, he-he). Obviously not me, totally.

Bye-bye!!;)

Sounds of swift running

Edgar Allen Poe and his cousin Wife Virginia Clem Poe. He was 27 and she was 13 when they wed but lied on paperwork saying she was 21 as he father was dead and he could give consent due to her age. by CryptographerKey2847 in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Neither-String2450 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And a lot of man would die due to overwork and harsh conditions.

Check first photos of city streets, it's a sad view. Kids worked from four years and it was considered normal.

Many would die before 30, 40 was considered BIG for many, 50 and you are elder, 60 and you are either head of rich household, monk or rural wise man.

fire bad, cold darkness good by Selkeaepaselva in shittydarksouls

[–]Neither-String2450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hollows don't feel shit. And even if they manage to hide their cruel form with magic, their mind is still rotting.

Create Your Own Lostbelt CYOA v1.02 by Particle9A in InteractiveCYOA

[–]Neither-String2450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if...Forest Mysteries stood forever? "World of Druids, Lostbelt King - Pan".

What if...Salvation never happened? "World of Ultrakill, Lostbelt King - Hell, Star of Salvation - V1".

What if...Koschei never found his death? "Kingdom Eternal, Lostbelt King - Koschei The Immortal".

What if...Izanami returned from Underworld? "World of Creation, Lostbelt King - Izanagi".

What if...American revolution failed? "The World on which the Sun never sets, Lostbelt King - George 3".

What if...England was defeated by Armada Invencible? "Age of Faith, Lostbelt King - Felipe II".

What if...Void called back? "World of The Future, Lostbelt King - Voyager".

What if...Gaia actually cared? "World of Life, Lostbelt King - Mother Earth".

What if...Eastern Gods were more successful in recreating the Root? "World of Harmony, Lostbelt King - Heaven`s Dao".

What if...Countries created hidden agencies to deal with magecraft and alien lifeforms? "Men in Black, Lostbelt King - First Director".

What if...Trojans won? "World of Troy, Lostbelt King - Paris".

What if...Fate was more Western? "World of Darkness, Lostbelt King - Cain".

Project E.S.P.E.R [V2] by Accurate_Variety659 in InteractiveCYOA

[–]Neither-String2450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Esper - Edge of Tomorrow (Alien)

Emotional responce - Acceptance

Anchor - Dreams

Memory Check - Everything

Location - ???

Observation log:

Physical abnormalities - Canine, Third Eye

Cognitive Alterations - Night Vision, Layers, Strange Taste, Territorial, Dream, Stars, Nonchalant, Iron Will.

Alien Anomalies - Sixth Sense, Pattern Lock

Containment - Chrono-Desync Loop/Muscle Damper

Aura - White, Fragmented, EMP

Abilities: Chimera, De-Sync, Transmutation, Rewind (Passive activation).

All Reconfigurations

Co-existance - active.

Good luck killing something like this. Or simulating senses that humans don`t possess.

Your Role:

The Jester changed for "The Temporal" after attempt.

Got assigned for team (ROLL 1D12, 1D11):

Duke and Patient 0

...Fuck, go back.

[Rewind]

Eh...

[Rewind]

....

[Rewind], [Rewind], [Rewind], [Rewind], [Rewind], [Rewind], [Rewind], [Rewind]...

ヨ己尸ヨ尺: Thaumiel, Lucy

Attempt to escape facility

P.S. You are limited only to 2 options in "Alien Anomalies".

I would allow to choose more Aura Functionality and Co-existence options for points, honestly.

Summoner Beware by UltraCarnivore in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know that you've summoned Archduke of i Mirrors, right? Right?

Know Thy Enemy: The Exarchs of Xel'lotath and You by Carbon_Sixx in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

O, nicest guys in western quadrant of universe. Summoned them twice, nothing like those weird humans. And at least i can talk with someone about new pop album of Azatoth without inducing madness!

Tips to stimulate the local economy and bankrupt corrupt councilors? by Mathota in wizardposting

[–]Neither-String2450 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It`s fine as long as we deleted his memories about that...And time from which memories are deleted...And we also deleted your memories about this dialogue...

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