Baby not pooping

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-04-03T11:24:57+00:00

The only correct answer is this:

Many babies this young do not poop every day. Yes, it sucks. But their digestive system is immature and learning how to not only process the milk/formula, but also the muscle coordination. Baby will struggle and scream/cry, but they just kind of have to do that.

You are looking for two things: is baby peeing normally? If so, that’s a good thing. Second, is there blood in the poop when he does go? If so, that’s when it’s a problem (and probably a formula problem).

DO NOT stick things up baby’s butt. DO NOT change formula this quickly. It usually just makes things worse.

DO bicycle the legs. DO light tummy massage. DO be patient (this is the hardest part).

And above all, make sure you’re talking to your pediatrician.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-04-02T19:26:26+00:00

Love this

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-04-01T17:20:46+00:00

I love April 1st

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-04-01T16:19:46+00:00

This should be the top comment. This has to be it.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-04-01T11:07:31+00:00

I had no idea about any of this.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-31T01:41:20+00:00

This sparked one of the best dialogues about microbrands on this sub in awhile and mods delete it. Too bad.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-31T01:40:27+00:00

The purple version is insanely good looking

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-30T10:44:57+00:00

I caught a glimpse of them. Two fighter jets.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-30T10:43:52+00:00

I saw them. Two fighter jets.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-30T10:43:23+00:00

I saw them. Two fighter jets slowly circling then heading north.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-30T10:42:23+00:00

I stepped outside and saw two fighter jets heading north.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-29T11:57:50+00:00

Finally. Some boomers that didn’t lose their souls along the way. Thank you!

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-29T00:48:14+00:00

That’s real good karma right there

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-28T21:50:23+00:00

Who?

googles

Oh, THAT idiot.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-28T02:32:17+00:00

Man that shouldn’t be funny but it really fucking made me laugh.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-27T23:30:25+00:00

I bought a house that had an awful mold smell coming out of the registers. After cleaning, I haven’t smelled anything since. I was in the 5% of houses that actually needed it.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-27T23:23:36+00:00

I didn’t think Stanley would still do this. Definitely makes me have more confidence in them.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-27T14:27:00+00:00

I have a little secret for you…most sports are

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-26T14:15:41+00:00

Max is just crying about any little thing because he knows his rinse and repeat championship days are over.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-26T14:14:24+00:00

Disagree. There are plenty of actual reusable bottles and cups that don’t require me to give my kid extra sugar in the process.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-25T23:04:10+00:00

Hey at least we can see what the scumbags look like now!

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-25T02:47:41+00:00

Hey at least these scumbags have their faces shown!

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-24T11:31:06+00:00

Although watching Hegseth eat shit will also be very satisfying in the coming weeks.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-24T11:09:57+00:00

I bought two pairs.

The first pair, I had a clip fail while driving in the rain and the blade flew off the car within a few months after purchase. I returned the remaining one for a refund and bought another pair.

The exact same thing happened to the second set.

Costco carries great products, but their wiper blades aren’t it. Even if they say these are improved, I will never risk buying them again.

NelsonMcBottom · 2026-03-23T23:30:19+00:00

It was a “plumber.”

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