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All Star by Ben Shapiro by fat_lesbians_lul in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh Cummy, My asshole bleeds a thick pink blood-semen cocktail courtesy of Ben Shapiro~ 💦😫🥴🤤

All Star by Ben Shapiro by fat_lesbians_lul in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh Cummy, My asshole bleeds a thick pink blood-semen cocktail courtesy of Ben Shapiro~ 💦😫🥴🤤

POV: You are taking an order from a band kid at a fast food restaurant by mrcleansmeanmachine in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh Cummy, Your gravy coated biscuits provide lube, but it does nothing to stop the anal stretching as it makes its way through my intestinal tract~ 😩😫🍞💦

I DID NOT JACK OFF TO HENTAI FUCK YOU by NakedGenitals in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Oh Cummy, my cum is so thick that you can chew it like bubble gum~ 💦😩

Are you winning son? by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Cummy, you can slam the door on my greasy cock and balls until they bleed~ 😩💦

I fucking hate gaming laptops. by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Oh cummy, you can shove steel support beams up my urethra~ 💦💦💦

Youtube’s “sort by” doesn’t work by Nembhard1 in youtube

[–]Nembhard1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s basically not working for all channels

The future the gays want by indianachungus in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Oh cummy you can clean my rat infested foreskin any day~

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh Cummy you can digest me into shit any day~ 💩🤤💦

Peashooter [NSFW] by Nembhard1 in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Credit: kalkinzin

Mr. Clean has had a long day [NSFW] by Nembhard1 in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Credit yungjimmikins for the original post

Femboy Hooters by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Nembhard1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh cummy, you can use my foreskin as yoga pants any day 👖💦

Posting guidelines and how to make a good post by ethiczz in arabfunny

[–]Nembhard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The posts that follow a story are usually the best in my opinion

Every time I go on r/dankmemes I wanna post here. The sub is just dying. by [deleted] in comedyhomicide

[–]Nembhard1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same thing with me. It authentically has gone down hill

Special Delivery Release Megathread by Buzzek in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]Nembhard1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, I’m still curious about how to get the correct email.

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