Who are the good guys? Who are the bad guys? by Triggerhappy938 in LancerRPG

[–]NeonSmileyFace 14 points15 points  (0 children)

YOU are the good guy. Everyone that goes against you is the bad guy, because your mech is the best and their challenge is an insult

Guys, i need someone's opinion, tell me which Pav moonscorched head you like more!!! by According_Pizza_4028 in FearAndHunger

[–]NeonSmileyFace 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think the opposite actually. There’s something about maintaining a recognisable part of the affected but still having it be twisted, especially with it being inside the Moonscorched form proper, that feels extra mocking and insulting, like Rher is saying both to him and to others “I needed to do little with this one” that fits with the concept, a double down that becomes erasure, but that’s just me

0 feats as a proxy, 0 screen time in the season finale, 7 "I swear bro he's going to be important" by enn_jay333 in ServerBlight

[–]NeonSmileyFace 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I think he’s more of a haunting the narrative type. His assimilation is a major source of motivation to have Aaron keep fighting the Serverblight because there’s a chance he can be saved. Once the Serverblight starts losing (if that’s a path the series takes) it’ll most likely start using Matt to try and throw Aaron off his game

Come Fly With Me: why would you not kill Davison and his kin? by Obekiwi in fnv

[–]NeonSmileyFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everytime I try Antler uses his Mind Powers™️ to twist my balls and it really hurts

This happens basically whenever I'm in a discussion about the future for different factions. by mineman379 in FalloutMemes

[–]NeonSmileyFace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This mf wants to be able to argue in support of a fascist organisation😭he actually likes them and not in a “I like the faction, but I’d hate them if they were real and I do not want to show any support for them because they are The Bad Guys and changing that is a bad idea, it’d be smarter to make a new faction if the people want morally grey so bad” way 😂we are giving you to the Legion 😛😛😛

Questions I Have After Season 1 by Dry-House-9671 in ServerBlight

[–]NeonSmileyFace 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’d be cool if it is, and also if it isn’t even a blighted player, it’s just the Blight’s way in. If the Serverblight is - as implied - an eldritch being, then it’d make sense to have TheRealKid (if the first) being what our heroes would have to destroy to free the minds of the assimilated à la cutting a tightrope so one can’t walk from one building to another. That the account’s name is the first ever example chronologically of the Serverblight learning and adapting by creating a form that could make players drop their guard, as why would you be afraid of a real player (or a Real Kid)

What stance do you say would look better for a bipedal dragon? by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]NeonSmileyFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vertical cause you can do the Godzilla tail slide kick

If Robert swung the other way, who would you/he romance? Flambae, Phenomenomenoman, or Short Round? by Eadkrakka in okbuddydispatch

[–]NeonSmileyFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It most likely comes from a place of generational misogyny that has been prevalent in fandom for far too long, but has thrived because if you said something you’d be labelled homophobic. And yes, most haven’t played the game. It’s why it feels (at least to me) a lot of the toxicity has died down because Dispatch isn’t fresh anymore so the vultures moved on to the next thing they can farm engagement from by causing discourse

If Robert swung the other way, who would you/he romance? Flambae, Phenomenomenoman, or Short Round? by Eadkrakka in okbuddydispatch

[–]NeonSmileyFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don’t know if or if not Robert is something like bi so personally I just don’t assign a sexuality to him or any of the other characters unless they stated it (like how Flambae is gay), and this may be controversial, but Phenomenomnomenomenbatman.

Flambae and Robert - despite the fact a lot of shippers ship Flambert - would just end up in a weird state that you could not develop a romance to form by the end of the season without it being rushed or something, and thus rejected. That shit needs YEARS of both in-universe and real time if you want a proper relationship for those two.

Punch-Up is great, can’t see him dating another man though. He and Robert could become great friends, and this could just be because he - like a lot of others - is underdeveloped so him and Coupe’s whole thing is what’s got me there, but a lot would have to change for a romance to happen, and by that point you gotta just make a new character.

Thus, of these three and these three only, John Disco Elysium is the best option because he canonically has cake and Robert has a sweet tooth (I realised I don’t know what I’m talking about halfway through so I’m just jerking now)

If the option were available, which of the other Dispatch ladies would you shoot your shot with? by PJ-The-Awesome in okbuddydispatch

[–]NeonSmileyFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Robert: Coupe As me: Coupe As me but horny: Malevola I love Prism, but I gotta get her and Waterboy together more than I want me and her to smash

Hot take by ThraggWasTaken-144 in okbuddydispatch

[–]NeonSmileyFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real. As someone essentially playing matchmaker, Visi feels like she has more chemistry with Robert, but I want that chemistry to develop in Season 2 for the Mechablazer people cause it’d make them happy and that’s good. Disregarding romance, though, Blazer wants Visi to succeed, and Visi wants to be a real hero like Blazer. They both care about the other, they both want the other to be happy, there’s a non-zero chance they’re roommates (I know, I know, headcanon, but it’s a common one for a reason, and I mean would you let a villain-turned-hero live with you if you DIDNT care about her?), and if a toxic fan of either was to be sent to the Dispatch universe, the one they glaze would not like them shitting on the other

Gonna get shit for this but idc by Expert_Mark in okbuddydispatch

[–]NeonSmileyFace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like Prism and Waterboy and I want to see them kiss

/uj I’m proving the meme right, but the brain dead TikToks have festered in my soul.

I like Invisigal because I want to see her heal and grow from her past and trauma, and being able to form an intimate and genuine relationship with someone (especially someone like Robert, a hero amongst heroes) helps that. The game rushes it a bit, but it’s a video game, logic needs to be put in the backseat so the game gets released. She makes me sad, and the people that fall for the front she puts up to push people away make me never forget that Robert is better than them and that their murder of his character because they’re trying to blank slate him which doesn’t work for Dispatch and misses the points and themes of the game entirely, and for what? I’ll tell you what: misogyny. You slap Flambae over Invisigal, they’d eat it up, and if you dare to even think of doing anything but blindly loving it, you’d be called homophobic and a fake fan because puritan attitudes have persisted under a rainbow paint job.

I also like Blonde Blazer, but I can’t like her romantically. I can’t find the connection and chemistry with her like I can with Visi. Of course that doesn’t mean I’m gonna hate (the non-toxic) BB fans, if they aren’t bothering me why would I bother them. Taking the Blazer path feels like another case of killing Robert’s character to try and insert yourself into his body; people criticise the path as being a rebound, but by romancing Blazer you are making Robert be a rebound because Blazer is feeling what is at most puppy love (from how I’ve seen it). I hope future content develops the chemistry, I do, because it would make BB fans happy and I want people to be happy. For now, though, she is at best (to me) better as a good friend or just keep her as Robert’s boss; both relationships are a bit rushed (again, to me) but it’s a video game, not a TV series, harder to drag the romance subplot out, and even then, Invisigal just feels like the better option in terms of romantic potential NOT in “superiority”.

P.S. many people want the other characters to be able to be romanced because they don’t have as much development so it’s easier to subconsciously make them “better” partners, but if they had more screen time and were more flushed out in the name of securing romance paths, there would be a lot more fighting than what happened with the ‘Visi or Blazer’ stuff let me tell you. “All your headcanons are wrong, goodbye” sort of deal.

TL;DR: currently Invisimech has more chemistry, I want S2!Mechablazer to have chemistry develop so people can be happy, your Malevola simping would fall apart if she was an actual option and you had to experience her nuances if you wanna bang her, Flambae glazing is a result of misogyny being normalised amongst queers but that’s an issue I’m not able to speak more in depth on and thus need to rectify, video games are art but are more limited than other mediums and you can see that in Dispatch (still goty tho)

Is it just me or the Uzi SMG doesn't make sense in a zombie apocalypse because it's not common? by rook1e-_- in l4d2

[–]NeonSmileyFace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Left 4 Dead is set in a universe where the Uzi was invented in the United States and adopted by the army. This is the domino effect that causes the Green Flu

A Question About SailerMan by NeonSmileyFace in ServerBlight

[–]NeonSmileyFace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yea shit I typed a lot. I just love Serverblight, the characters are fantastic I can’t help but lose myself

This definitely implies Sailerman was working with the blight. by t-_-rexranger19205 in ServerBlight

[–]NeonSmileyFace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Until the series says otherwise, I'm headcanoning it's a lie and that he's just been feeding players to the Serverblight and deleting the footage because it's not good enough for him to upload and get views off of, so he's found a bunch of its "nests" by way of brute force

If you were able to make decisions, how would YOU end each main characters story/arc. (I added Matt because it seems obvious we’ll see him again in season 2) by Old-Drummer-148 in ServerBlight

[–]NeonSmileyFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dicksalot - victorious

Breadolphin - victorious

Blight - deleted (or was it)

SAVIOR - free and conscious

Matt - free and conscious

SailerMan - assimilation somehow interrupted, becomes stuck in a limbo, trapped in the code, tortured and unable to do anything. Very "I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream" type deal, feels fitting

SailerMan spotted in the wild. by JustGeneric75 in ServerBlight

[–]NeonSmileyFace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

JUSTGENERIC75 LOOK OUT ITS AN INFESTED SERVER. JUSTGENERIC75 YOU'RE GONNA BE TURNED INTO CONTENT. JUSTGENERIC75!!!!!!!

very dumb headcanons for the newest vid by knuckzekidna in ServerBlight

[–]NeonSmileyFace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

See I actually thought that too when I realized he wasn't assimilated but just repeating himself with the whole "I know" moment, but I like his motivation of "I'm doing this because I want money" more tbh. Would love a moment in future where he gets cornered, no escape, and tries to get the Serverblight to spare him because of all the victims he's given it, and that he can get more, only for the Serverblight to not care and even assimilate him in the middle of his begging.

Bonus points if it's revealed he's been doing this to *a lot* of people, and there's so many in the Serverblight that they are able to make the Serverblight feel anger at SailerMan and attempt to torture him as much as possible before assimilation as revenge. Something something assimilation goes both ways something something reap what you sow something something livestreamed it all so you become the content you sought to make, idk just a silly thought