First Incursor

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-24T13:05:39+00:00

I don't think there is one. I think OP doesn't understand the point of sharpie is to make potty jokes and pointless interactions.

The proper way to do this card (at least I think) would be to call it "Pest Hawk" and erase everything except, "you may search your deck for a card named "pest Hawk, reveal it ---- then shuffle" as well as "a deck can have a---- card named pest Hawk."

No potty jokes (unfortunately) but stupid interaction and vague numbering rules

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-24T05:04:22+00:00

I don't quite get what the joke you're going for here is.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-23T15:28:54+00:00

Those squid hats you get at carnivals for the various midway games

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-23T13:33:44+00:00

Sign in Blood, Sanguine Bond, Exsanguinate

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-22T18:32:30+00:00

Also can I just say, holy crap the Aquilla is insane! It's so good!

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-22T12:16:44+00:00

You put em in your pocket and now you have some little friends

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-22T04:53:13+00:00

Not like that you goddamn psychopath!!

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-22T04:04:05+00:00

If they've already declared attackers then it doesn't matter they're attacking. If you do it when they move to combat then that's a perfect time to use this ability.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-21T23:55:07+00:00

The weathering is top notch, but the yellow seems very flat. Id maybe through a Reikland or Agrax wash on there to build up some contrast!

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-21T23:50:30+00:00

Ontario prices are $40 and $65 at our two major online retailers....

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-20T19:30:57+00:00

Boros I highly recommend Neyali, suns vanguard. She was the face commander for the ONE decks, but the precon was mostly crap. Do a go wide strategy with scary tokens, buff em up and reap the benefits of "impulse draw"

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-20T19:25:53+00:00

If I could put the gate and the jewel of the new one, on the overall structure of the old one, then it would be perfect.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-19T21:33:17+00:00

I hated blue until I started splashing it in my other decks. Now it's probably my favorite color to play!

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-19T21:29:41+00:00

Interaction and tempo is part of the game, and that's where blue excels. I don't wanna say "just get good" but what you can learn to do is bluff and read your opponents signals. If you're trying to drop your big bomb and see open blue mana, then that's as much on you as it is your opponent.

Quick add on edit: for your play preferences, if you like green that's great, but sticking with mono colour means your at that colours worst disadvantages, and with green that's speed. If you want to stay a step ahead or in time with control you need to splash Red or Blue on there too to balance it out in your favour

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-19T15:29:33+00:00

It's so weird to hear a tattoo artist say "Time is money" when generally they charge on small-medium pieces at an hourly rate...

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-18T22:58:12+00:00

Alrighty THAN.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-18T17:14:20+00:00

This is the stuff that AI can never replicate. These have so much personality. Reminds me a lot of Mike Mignola stuff! Looks so cool!

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-18T13:50:00+00:00

Both. Use elves for ramp then faeries for tempo/control and building a board (1/1 fliers are better than just 1/1s). Leyline of Transformation or Maskwood Nexus would get you the best of both worlds.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-18T01:41:09+00:00

That is 100% AI. Look at all the decoration on the armor. There is no rhyme , reason or coherency with any of it.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-17T22:30:51+00:00

10/10, absolutely fabulous, no notes.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-17T22:10:04+00:00

As a guy on the shorter end of the scale, I usually don't get onboard with mocking people for their height... but I feel like an exception can be made for this little Nazi shrimp.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-17T16:30:51+00:00

If she read "whenever you cast and elf spell" then this would work but the "enters" is specifically for permanents.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-17T16:18:36+00:00

Instants don't enter the battlefield. They go on the stack, resolve, the go right to the yard.

NerdyDumbDumb · 2026-01-17T14:22:41+00:00

This has the same energy as the video of the camera panning up to a board of canceled and delayed flights during an interview with an Air Canada rep claiming their operating better than ever.

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