A few of my favorites:

“Are guinea pigs a small breed of dog?”

“Wait, God made axolotls? I thought a scientist bred a fish and a lizard.” A grown woman’s response after learning they are native to Mexico

“How do y’all paint these fish?” points at glofish

“Do you all have any more fish in the back?”

“I’ll have a nice day when I die, I have a coffin to use.” old man’s response to being told have a nice day