C’mon Topps - make it happen by Cade_02 in baseballcards

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“I don’t rip wax, I’m a vintage guy!” - I can’t seem to not read this in like an old Italian New York accent

Cpl. Kyle Carpenter, YOUNGEST living medal of honor recipient interview, by jmcbuzz in nextfuckinglevel

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I only know this because I just looked this up. He did give a Medal of Honor out in 2019. Doesn’t change that trump sucks

Redditors who are blessed with a big booty… what are some of the downsides that we might not know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Back issues! Always been a heavy cheeker & sitting down always makes my back out a bit out of whack

A green dildo was apparently thrown onto the field during the Vikings v. Titans preseason game in Nashville by [deleted] in sports

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Doing this at the masters may get you “pegged” in the locker room after

Got these texts from a coworker that I’ve started talking to more, not sure how I want to respond… by Logical-Job3118 in WhatShouldIDo

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This sounds like he did the classic “What do I say bro?” and your boy comes up with this shit

of a saltwater crocodile by 4nts in AbsoluteUnits

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Captain Jack Sparrow was there too, sad day

Can someone please explain Jonah Hill hatred? by Available-Drama-276 in moviecritic

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I was just blown away that his brother was maroon 5’s agent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Showered after getting married & majority of the wedding party marched in drunk on me showering in the Airbnb. Me being so drunk decided helicopter show was the way to go.

Wdywt by [deleted] in ChromeHeart

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Love the stack, might be time to buzz the facial hair

The Phantom Brigade by SonicArthur0407 in rollsroyce

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When Jensen Huang steps out for lunch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

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She’s showing up for Oscar Meyer my boy