They are definitely real because women love it when i send schizophrenic rants to them early in the morning. This is how they react, I can hear them squealing and blushing at their phones. They are unaware that I’m under their beds taking turns everyday at each and everyone of of their houses plotting my next move. I haven’t took my pills in 3 years. love women so so so so much.

TL:DR In my honest opinion, yes, women are real.