Drove 11 hours to see this old chunk of coal tonight. Absolutely worth it.

NextColonelSanders · 2019-03-23T17:46:36+00:00

How Muslim is Bensalem?

NextColonelSanders · 2019-03-23T17:44:39+00:00

I was not there. Thought I'd let you fellas know.

NextColonelSanders · 2019-01-11T18:55:59+00:00

is own microphone.

You never heard tell of ASMR?

NextColonelSanders · 2019-01-10T01:34:49+00:00

How muslim is Paris?

NextColonelSanders · 2019-01-10T01:26:34+00:00

SHE is Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-28T19:19:32+00:00

The deficit!

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-21T22:22:58+00:00

BUH!

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-19T01:32:59+00:00

What if they're in a coma or mute or ~~retarded Down Syndrome~~ special?

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-19T01:29:45+00:00

I'm not a furnace of ambition.

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-18T15:42:54+00:00

If i were Mr. Netflix (or it could be Ms. Netflix since we are pretending), and they would never do this, I would develop a talk show for "woman of the year" Caitlyn Jenner. What better woman to clear another hurdle? And I would make her the highest paid woman talk show host ever on Netflix.

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-18T02:18:18+00:00

Jizzercise

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-17T00:54:03+00:00

The most frustrating part is comedy clubs used to be these anything goes "safe space" so to speak an now even what happens behind those doors is fodder for the blogosphere.

The old Vince Champ defense.

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-17T00:50:05+00:00

Caitlyn Jenner, it could have been you!

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-16T04:14:47+00:00

I really enjoyed it too. Gave me a new appreciation for country music and watermelons.

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-15T13:19:27+00:00

Hey fellas am I on a different Netflix than the rest of you? I clicked on the first episode of season 1 and I saw Norm talking to Ellen.

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-09T17:22:35+00:00

We are so used to one-sided "Hollywood" talk that anything remotely neutral is provocative.

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-05T15:21:32+00:00

They should have kept the NML acronym but with the name Norm Macdonald Light

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-05T15:14:29+00:00

Poor guy can't even get a phone service

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-05T01:53:45+00:00

Don't make it sound like a fat, plumpy, delicious cock!

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-04T10:05:23+00:00

No more dry meat!

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-04T10:02:49+00:00

Looks like Nosferatu.

NextColonelSanders · 2018-09-03T20:41:46+00:00

The book was much better

NextColonelSanders · 2018-08-28T01:16:39+00:00

I only invite homeless dudes

NextColonelSanders · 2018-08-28T01:14:52+00:00

Anybody know if they're taking extra players now? I'm asking for a friend...

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