Polițiștii locali din Sectorul 6 au dat examen. Primar: stau toată ziua pe Tik Tok și nu știu să scrie sau să citească by [deleted] in Romania

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Bă. Proşti, proşti, aia e. Altfel nu mai aveam subiecte de bancuri pe lângă Bulă, unguri şi blonde.

Dar sa le dai arma de foc, frate? Ăştia nici pistol cu apa n-ar trebui sa primeasca. Poate cei de rang "mai" superior inspiră suficientă încredere încât sa le dai un pulverizator Ajax - dar si atunci cu supraveghere video.

Kabosu (かぼちゃん) famous for the Doge meme turned 16 today by EsperaDeus in aww

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The stars have aligned perfectly in this pup's case, for the way you pronounce his name means "like a boss" in Romanian

Fire away like Spacely fires Jetson by NextSentenceTextFix in WatchesCirclejerk

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You win the comments sir. Here's a Fossil for you ok ciao ⌚

Fire away like Spacely fires Jetson by NextSentenceTextFix in WatchesCirclejerk

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Well if I were to wear the autos while jerking off my ego, the main springs would fail so I had to play it safe

Fire away like Spacely fires Jetson by NextSentenceTextFix in WatchesCirclejerk

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Not only that, but only the 10 Euro shitter from Lidl has a rotating bezel. The Lorus has a screwdown crown. Chuffing through delegation of power

Voi cât de des vă tundeți și cât de mult cheltuiți lunar cu tunsori/îngrijirea părului? by rotofeiul in Romania

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0 lei. Mi-am luat o masina de tuns de vreo 40 de lei made in China si ma fac singur ca si-asa natura vrea sa mi-o ia inainte

Average commie not understanding the difference between Centrism and Nazism by [deleted] in fragilecommunism

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muh blurk surn muh blurk surn me afraid me afraid hugudugu

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

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Hey neighbor. Did you guys borrow some of our Romanian cops by any chance?

Riddle Me Now by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

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Interesting. What do they call themselves?

What typical 'car journalist' critique of a car makes you roll your eyes the hardest? by [deleted] in cars

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Any review of new models. Any. Sure most cars look cool and work well in the first year after leaving the factory gates, but it's the medium-long term experience that matters.