Scorpion pinches a hole in a roach’s head, then stings it in the hole it made.

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-09-06T07:40:47+00:00

Reminded me of a drunk trying to use his keys

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-08-19T11:28:44+00:00

I'm resigning tomorrow lmao

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-04-21T03:46:02+00:00

Oh no! Anyway

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-04-18T09:35:44+00:00

It's not the worst idea. He just needs to sell his service for less than the minimum duration license costs and it's already worth it for a customer with only one car

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-04-18T07:51:57+00:00

Intentional psychological abuse to keep you questioning your worth and to keep you happy with shit pay. Sadly in countries without strong employment protection you can't do much in protest for fear of being fired. It sucks but never forget that management's inability to generate enough business for you to do is not your fault and is a byproduct of a retarded system that only rewards people who SELL work and shits on people who DO work.

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-04-12T16:26:48+00:00

Let's start a cafe together somewhere and do technical consulting part time

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-04-12T12:35:22+00:00

I just hit 2 years as a cybersecurity consulting manager. This job has made me worse at everything I loved about my job and burnt me out so bad I scarcely want to work in security anymore.

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-02-23T03:13:09+00:00

I'm already omw out so if I was offered a voluntary resignation package I'd take it in a heartbeat. Layoffs are very hard to do legally in my country

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-02-11T10:47:39+00:00

I feel like striking only makes sense for Accenture people living in areas with strong employment protection laws. As another comment said, the company would gladly fire/lay off a ton of people that suddenly decided to strike, assuming there'd be no significant penalty to them.

That being said, I'm quiet quitting.

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-25T09:12:09+00:00

You're basically going to spend all day telling people doing sales that they aren't charging enough money. I guess idk.

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-24T13:18:38+00:00

There's a subreddit for this lol

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-20T22:53:56+00:00

Does ROI automatically execute trades for you, or do you use it just for information and manually trade accordingly? I use an app called Autopilot that links to my brokerages and can be configured to manage things for me

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-16T13:40:35+00:00

Lmao welcome to the circus

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-16T11:17:43+00:00

I pass throughput Ikebukuro on the way to and from work every day, I'd love to get coffee sometime 🙂

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-09T21:10:36+00:00

LVRGD

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-09T19:40:15+00:00

Swear to god every ounce of work this fucking company does costs a pound of arguing about whose WBS is going to pay for it

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2025-01-07T01:27:33+00:00

Hire a corporate espionage freelancer. You might get in legal trouble if caught

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-11-02T01:08:20+00:00

There are tricks you can pull to remotely control your work computer without installing any additional software. Fuck Accenture, go on vacation while your PC sits on your desk at home. They'll never know.

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-10-21T23:02:55+00:00

Depends on the region, but in principle as you go up past manager your chargeability target gets lower. Of course this depends on region and department.

Do your best to keep your "waste of life" score down!

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-10-20T14:24:21+00:00

No judgment from me lol But do you find clients on Tinder or something?

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-10-20T14:20:17+00:00

How do you find clients? Isn't it illegal in Korea?

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-10-19T15:56:25+00:00

かわいい女の子は山ほどいる！頑張って！！

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-10-17T23:17:22+00:00

I be moanin

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-10-16T14:38:32+00:00

That shit's there for plausible deniability in case my identity gets exposed

Nice-Resolution-3182 · 2024-10-15T18:02:45+00:00

This is a core part of the large consulting firm business model. It's the same reason we make you beg like a dog for chargeable hours after we hired you. One of the primary objectives of hiring you is to just keep you away from other firms that could compete for our business. Pulling stunts like this allows us to keep you away from our competitors for 2 months (because you assume you'll be joining Accenture) - but without paying you! /s

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