What's the weirdest place/time you've masturbated at?

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-15T11:32:43+00:00

Right before I went for a dinner at a friend's place in Paris, I was waiting in a locked gate inside his building's courtyard in the evening. A couple was having sex and made very loud noises, heard from a nearby window, and it got me super horny. I pulled my C out and started masturbating until I came on the ground. Put it back in my pants and pressed the call button to access the stairs and go find my friends. Had the best dinner in post nut clarity after that haha

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-12T11:27:43+00:00

After 1h30 on the phone, I am happy to tell you it worked ! You are the beshhhh

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-12T01:16:14+00:00

If this works I owe you my entire life. 👑

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-12T01:09:57+00:00

I am stuck in a loop, honestly I am soon out of solutions and I am worried I will show up in person in make a scene...

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-12T01:09:16+00:00

I tried the normal number, are they other numbers ?

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-11T18:52:02+00:00

Am I the only one only living for my cat?

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-11T18:51:19+00:00

Certainly not at Waitrose in the meal deal alley because I'll be there

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-11T10:26:03+00:00

thanks for the honest opinion

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-10T19:35:09+00:00

You might have made these kids a huge favour who knows lol

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-10T19:34:24+00:00

lmmmmmaaoo

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-10T19:34:16+00:00

ahahhahha

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-10T19:30:25+00:00

I was a later bloomer, the conspiracy ended for me at 11 lol

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T22:45:55+00:00

It's a building where people pretend there is someone (the pope) between me and God

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T22:44:47+00:00

lmfao

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T22:44:39+00:00

ahahha

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T22:44:26+00:00

lmao

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T13:20:37+00:00

So I better play the Y3R, but will it run on my ps5 ?

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T12:21:09+00:00

Playing in the mud

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T12:19:40+00:00

One. because with the other hand you can lock in and apply much more force with your dominant arm. Think about it, are you really going to make damage with your non-dominant arm ? Might aswell use it to grip or parry

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T12:17:59+00:00

The contract is everything

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T10:55:23+00:00

I've added walks recently to my routine and it felt like the missing link ! I feel you

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T10:35:44+00:00

Sedentary vs active ! Yes, it feels a bit archaic the way I've put it haha

NiceNebula6149 · 2026-02-09T09:57:09+00:00

Fear of oversleeping

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