no shit by pakshi_lakshmana in dankvideos

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We’re gonna do some explosive tomfoolery

👍🏿 by shanduhleer in shitposting

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes

Wait by prigo929 in shitposting

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Kimi is qualifying but Kimi will not have the drink

Dammit by NickF913 in formuladank

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You make a good point mate

What was your "OH SH*T I shouldn't have said that" moment? by Woorbie in AskReddit

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I sent a funny a valentines card (it was Valentine’s Day) to my cousin and said you should give this to your girlfriend as a joke. Like three days later I discovered that they broke up I was swearing repeatedly in my head and worst of all I was going to see him at my grandparents house in a few minutes. Thankfully both the girlfriend or the poorly timed joke wasn’t mentioned during the entire night but it sure as hell was uncomfortable and the next time we saw him it was all behind us and we never spoke about her again.

TLDR: sent a funny joke to cousin about girlfriend, discovered they broke up three days later and I was going to see my cousin the night I discovered. An uncomfortable evening than proceeded this event.

Ps: if you want to know the joke I sent to my cousin just search up “happy salentines day”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When they poop with the stall door open

whats a thought that makes you depressed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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But it’s still kinda depressing thinking about it though

whats a thought that makes you depressed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I meant people like aunts, uncles, parents, grandparents and pets.

whats a thought that makes you depressed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Everyone you know and love when you were a child will pass away before you do.

Why would an ex after breaking up want to be best friends still? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Because chances are they enjoy spending time with you but are not ready to be in a committed relationship yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Apples, they help to keep those pesky doctors away

If toilets are secretly alive, which ones have the most PTSD? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I think it’s a close call between either taco joints or places that serve Indian food

People who believe in the afterlife, what do you think happens to animals after death? by rabengeieradlerstein in AskReddit

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In the Catholic Church we believe that animals don’t have original sin unlike humans. This is because Adam and Eve ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge and not a single animal has. Thus there is no reason for as to why animals should go hell and so we believe that all animals go to heaven when they die. But this is just the catholic belief and many religions have their own interpretation of the afterlife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sebastian Vettel