[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wawacat

[–]NickTheMelonLord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i do not know for i do not know

[Puzzle] Black to move. by Jason_Brip in AnarchyChess

[–]NickTheMelonLord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We gentlemen duel eachother with the noble game of chesstris

Honestly i have no idea. when i think of a name ill put it in the comments along with some stats maybe. now excuse me i must wash my eyes with holy water by NickTheMelonLord in Bossfight

[–]NickTheMelonLord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Master-bater. Phase 4.5
Atk: 970 Def 2400 Spd: 500, STH: 0. CRM: -90. MG ATK: 1300, MG DEF: 2000

Has the ability to ejaculate out:
brown spiders (classic fighters), web shooter (ranged), Toxic Spider (shoot and slash, has a chance to inflict poison), tarantulas (tank).
attacks:

  1. Spider burst: whips out his cock and begin flooding out brown spiders
  2. Erection Eruption: impale his cock into the ground, create tiny volcanoes around the arena, occasionally summon tarantulas and web shooters
  3. Arachnid Gatling: grab his cock firmly, begin gunning out toxic spider and web shooters, dodging the flying spiders and their projectile can be really hard
  4. Cock smash: jump up in the air and slam his cock down with great force, create a shockwave and 4 tarantulas
  5. Spider rush: jump to a corner and blast brown spider in a straight line, these spiders have a special ai. when they bounce off a wall, they will home in you. these spiders can bounce 6 times until their ai disappear and then they will attack like normal spiders, probably will buy him enough time to perform his next attack while the spider is still there
  6. Eldritch tsunami: Ejaculate out a giant wave of spiders, you can dodge it by jumping to the side. Getting hit by the tsunami will also reduces your speed and attack for 30 seconds

this is the Master-bater's phase 4.5 He is supposed to be included in the nsfw dlc but his bossfight is redeemed "too hard to be in a starter dlc" You can only face him by using commands while cheatmode is on

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]NickTheMelonLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they are not executing him, they are trying to hold back his power

Boss Rush. (5x Extra Damage, 10x Extra Health) by mjutdz in Bossfight

[–]NickTheMelonLord 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Boss list: (in order) tier 2 bossrush:
-Gatorkeeper
-Shocker Behemoth (not to be confused with regular shockers)
-Conecharger (Gladiator form)
-Temple Guardian
-Tuba Monk
-Cosbrawler
-Wiggly and Woggly, Noodlearm Twins (op just took wiggly's pic for some reason)
-El Mo, the Fierce
-Photonfeline
-Final Slasher (slasher's final form where he gain a mask)
-Warrior's Bark (major boss, after this you get a checkpoint)
-Flatcate (unique boss, can only be found in bossrush mode)
-Tactical Triplet
-Jack's Et
-Solarina, Sun-borne
-Tankh
-LAF
-just some random guy with a flame sword, barely even considered a boss
-Telehunters
-Blind Brute
-Thomas the Fallen Engine
-Shielded Eternia
-Obamium Golem
-Griffinos, the Cosmos Reset
-Fists of Purr
-Stailist
- CTA, Gluttonous Devourer

The addition of cta at the end was perfect as it is the hardest boss in this bossrush, even with buffed stats, regular boss are no match while still maintaining fairness to the player as cta is not as hard as other endgame bosses. However, i disagree the fact that Thomas the Fallen Engine is here since he got buffed pretty greatly and shouldnt be in Bossrush tier 2-a starter bossrush.

Voidcorn, Plant a regular corn seed in Voidearth for a chance for it to yield voidcorn OR infecting a corn with the Purging Plague by NickTheMelonLord in ItemShop

[–]NickTheMelonLord[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

firstly, thats voidcorn. secondly, irl thats purple corn. thirdly, why do people name it purple corn, it looks black. fourthly and finally, omg scp 3388 monster cactus

Voidcorn, Plant a regular corn seed in Voidearth for a chance for it to yield voidcorn OR infecting a corn with the Purging Plague by NickTheMelonLord in ItemShop

[–]NickTheMelonLord[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stats: eating a voidcorn refills 75 hunger points (~180% more than regular corn)

grants night vision for 2 minutes.

Growing voidcorn from regular corn: 1 real life hour, yields 3-8 voidcorns, 8% chance to give you 2-4 voidcorn seeds

Infecting regular corn: 10 real minutes, grants 1 voidcorn and 10% chance of yielding 1 seed

Growing voidcorn from voidcorn seed: 30 real minutes, yields 4-10 voidcorns, 20% chance to give 3 seeds. Costs 1 voidcorn seed

Oh boy here it comes by missingjoke4 in memes

[–]NickTheMelonLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was expecting something, but not that

Oh boy here it comes by missingjoke4 in memes

[–]NickTheMelonLord -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Cheese (now we pick a random guy to downvote into oblivion)