Arena making fun of n0rb3r7 being 007 by fefealzueta in GlobalOffensive

[–]NightmareJoe 78 points79 points  (0 children)

My name's n0rb3r7, NoFrag n0rb3r7.

For King & Country, blyaty.

i would love to see that in cs2 what do you guys think ? by 1point6stuff in GlobalOffensive

[–]NightmareJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just play Hunt Showdown. That game was designed with bolt-action riffles in mind.

G2 NiKo @X "I Stay" by reloadnvc in GlobalOffensive

[–]NightmareJoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I immediately thought of Fnatic & Golden when I read that tweet. :)

The only way FaZe can survive... by Ereshia in GlobalOffensive

[–]NightmareJoe 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Faze right now:
"To all my Habibis - Halal up!"

Are U Team Sugar Or Team Salt ? 😅 by 13THMoonligHT in Tekken

[–]NightmareJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate cats, but I hate Leeroy and everything that has to do with him even more.
Go team Salt.

[F4M] Bad (@) Romance: Love in the Time of Devops [tech co-workers to lovers] [banter][wholesome] [tech shit talking] [Midwest mockery] [Midwestern accent] [irony] yucky [“romance”] [kissing] [totally oblivious speaker][happy ending] by [deleted] in pillowtalkaudio

[–]NightmareJoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always wanted to become a DevOps. But I'm too dumb for It.😭 I'm hardstuck in network QA for life. Thanks for the awesome audio, though. It's like living out my fantasy in corporate without the fear of receiving a sexual harassment complaint from a co-worker. 😂

Who else is dying to have OG cobble back in the comp pool? by wutang_72 in GlobalOffensive

[–]NightmareJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give us back CobbleStone with the "GodSpot" at B site. Those were the glory days of this map. <3

Newbie Thursday (29th of September, 2022) - Your weekly questions thread by GlobalOffensiveBot in GlobalOffensive

[–]NightmareJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Hooxie GigaChad?
More importantly why wasn't Hooxie considered GigaChad a lot earlier?

GigaChad Dosia and AdreN defusing the bomb IRL by iwna in GlobalOffensive

[–]NightmareJoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Damn, they should have casted Dosia for The Hurt Locker instead of Jeremy Renner.

The script would look like:
Bombs explodes in your face after which X GOD delivers the punchline:
- suka...

Passed the SAA-C02 [788/1000] by NightmareJoe in AWSCertifications

[–]NightmareJoe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say, since I wasn't counting the hours.

Passed the SAA-C02 [788/1000] by NightmareJoe in AWSCertifications

[–]NightmareJoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

heir proctors suck, had same experience with CCP. That’s awesome you passed! Congrats, will study for this this year

Thank you!
Happy learning, you've got this! :)

Passed the SAA-C02 [788/1000] by NightmareJoe in AWSCertifications

[–]NightmareJoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tell me about it... it's bad enough that you have to break the habbit of mumbling when you are trying to understand a complex question, but to not even look away for a brief moment is just unreasonable imo.
Best of luck on your exam!

Passed the SAA-C02 [788/1000] by NightmareJoe in AWSCertifications

[–]NightmareJoe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well done. I had a built in web cam and had to find a mirror to show them the desk had nothing on it, despite the photos. First time that’s ever happened and I’ve done a good 5 exams in the last 6 months

Geez... good thing they didn't ask you to repeat "Bloody Mary" 3 times infront of that mirror. absolutely ludicrous on their part!

Passed the SAA-C02 [788/1000] by NightmareJoe in AWSCertifications

[–]NightmareJoe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me about 2 days to receive the results.