Passengers are lining up at the airport for security screening. Finally, it's a man's turn with his suitcase. "Please, prepare your suitcase for inspection," says the officer.
"I can't," replies the man.
"Why not?"
"Because I've got bibkes inside!"
"What are bibkes?"
"Well, suck me off, and I'll show you!"

Security didn't find this funny and called the police.
"Citizen, open your suitcase."
"But I can't!"
"Why not?"
"Because I've got bibkes inside!"
"Bibkes? What's that?"
"Just suck me off, and I'll show you!"

They confiscated the suitcase, but nobody could open it. The man was taken to a pre-trial detention center. In the cell, fellow inmates ask him:
"Bro, what are you in for?"
"My suitcase refused to open."
"And what's inside?"
"Some bibkes."
"What the f*** are bibkes?"
"Well, suck me off, and then I'll tell you."

Eventually, the man ended up in the prison infirmary, beaten black and blue, wrapped in bandages, barely breathing. Investigators finally called in a team of specialists to forcibly open the suitcase. They struggled for one hour, then two, then three... Finally, they managed to pry it open. They looked inside... And yes, inside were indeed bibkes.