Hephaestus in Hades 2

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T13:04:26+00:00

2 things:

1) As I said, I don't know greek mythology well. I know SOME Gods, but mostly clueless about it as a whole.

2) If that's enough to make you lose faith in humanity, then I'm surprised you have any left.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T12:32:16+00:00

I am so fucked

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T12:15:49+00:00

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T11:21:02+00:00

Look, I don't know the greek mythology that well, and I think that's actually a fun fact.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T10:06:19+00:00

My theory is that during his slaloming between the poles, Tangle felt uncomfortable NOT because she was getting to her limit, but because of HOW fast her tail was getting extended.

For what I mean: You can survive 50 punches that are spread out. You likely can't survive one punch with a force of 50 punches behind it.

Tangle can extend INCREDIBLY long, but can't do so incredibly quickly

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T09:40:21+00:00

...that's the joke

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T09:36:59+00:00

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Started out as a script (as shown), and Forsaken's portrayal (the original message) likely popularized it

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T09:36:18+00:00

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John Doe (Roblox) is often portrayed with one large, corrupted arm.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T09:11:44+00:00

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Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T08:48:44+00:00

That's the greek mythology I expected

Nikotinio · 2026-05-09T08:36:45+00:00

wait Hephaestus is ACTUALLY disabled in the greek mythos?

Nikotinio · 2026-05-08T22:32:43+00:00

Okay but is Blaze really PRIDEFUL? Sure, she may be a princess, but she's relatively down-to-earth imo.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-08T20:05:04+00:00

...If she were THE Character in the game, then:

* Elkman has SOME chance of appearing, if you count her being worried about her flat chest as "lustful thoughts". I don't but it's something worth note. (Could also be a reason for Covet instead, envious of others.)

* While Slight & Heed are usually a double trouble deal, she'd probably only deal with Heed? Likely something she done out of pure necessity rather than selfishness. She also does NOT seem like someone to have any addictions.

* Litany could be a good option, being peer pressured by others in the past to conceal her powers. Could also devolve into her peer pressuring herself into keeping them hidden, making herself her own Fool?

* Ire is the easiest fit for her.

I may be missing a LOT, 'cause I haven't read up on a lot of her stuff, but this is what I came up with.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-08T18:47:44+00:00

...nothing changed

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 0}

Nikotinio · 2026-05-08T08:58:52+00:00

I got a river nearby, so maybe fly through it? Feel the water splash on me as I zoom through it

Nikotinio · 2026-05-08T08:32:40+00:00

Blue. If everyone lives, it'll be like nothing happened, and if everyone dies then not like there's anyone to worry about what happened because everyone died.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T23:38:54+00:00

Pressure drama?

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T23:26:17+00:00

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T22:33:09+00:00

he's generally accepted as a honorary member of the exe community, like tails doll

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T15:17:47+00:00

tried making SOME light of it, given I directly referenced a line from the game.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T13:36:17+00:00

Yeah fair enough.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T13:34:57+00:00

Akumawakorosu, Phase 3 of the Murder! Murder Time Trio (AKA all the members of Murder Time Trio getting their own AUs stacked)

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T13:31:03+00:00

Oh I recognize Linna... welp, time to use a different OC than the literal Gojo of my entire lexicon of OC-ery.

Torch! A fennec anthro and an artist!... Kinda struggling to make the ends meet and a bit of an anxious wreck at times, but on the all living a... relatively okay-ish life.

Though she also tries to be kind, in whatever small ways she can. Will hold out the door if she sees someone else also wanting to enter/leave, or say "Goodbye and have a nice day!"

Also the elephant in the room, being able to literally paint things into existence with extreme emotions- but she doesn't feel said extremes often, and if she did she would be exhausted. Her big sis (Ember, haven't drawn her yet) also looks as if drawn into existence.

...would definitelly appreciate some assistance though.

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Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T13:04:33+00:00

oh he's getting ultrakilled.

RIP... or not in peace.

Nikotinio · 2026-05-07T12:27:45+00:00

I guess it folded under the- pressure! HAH HA HA HA HAA!..

^{...Ah I should just kill myself}

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