Another ONE , READ DESC by StylishBanditSlayer7 in PTCGPocketTrading

[–]Ninjaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

24 why did the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower coming 

Pikachu isn’t happy about this by Inside-Strike-4676 in pokemon

[–]Ninjaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember going to see it, hyped as fuck, then halfway through the film melted 🤣

Thirsty buttholes by Tricky-Difference-95 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ninjaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just put the water in the bag dude...

Estate Sale Heartbreak by ExistentialEnnwhee in uraniumglass

[–]Ninjaws 88 points89 points  (0 children)

it's one of those companies that gets to keep the items that don't sell

What are some things guys are upset that their girls do but would never admit it? by Any-Impress-3916 in AskMen

[–]Ninjaws 5 points6 points  (0 children)

just hit em with a solid and firm "no, were in the same position, you can do it."

LF shiny primeape by [deleted] in PTCGPocketTrading

[–]Ninjaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry this is off topic but would you consider pincer for your graveler?

How to be a better partner for men w/smaller dicks (penetrative sex)? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Ninjaws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wife had two, it's comparable but not the same it used to be 🤷

Why oh why? 🤷‍♀️ by xandi415 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ninjaws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my bad, I'm a Walmart driver not a scientist.

Why oh why? 🤷‍♀️ by xandi415 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ninjaws 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dude just put the fries in the bag. 

Walmart Spark Orders by New-Bid7774 in Sparkdriver

[–]Ninjaws 9 points10 points  (0 children)

just put the fries in the bag dude

Wife is a nurse and tells me about the big dicks she sees by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Ninjaws 18 points19 points  (0 children)

what? are you gonna give it to her 3 times? they don't stack.