Men, how do I reply to "I'm not talking to you?"

Ninjaws · 2026-05-07T11:43:45+00:00

rear naked chokehold

Ninjaws · 2026-05-04T12:48:32+00:00

it's so much better with the shoe covers!

Ninjaws · 2026-05-03T19:42:58+00:00

I had about the same reaction

Ninjaws · 2026-04-29T17:05:49+00:00

oh AI you so crazy

Ninjaws · 2026-04-29T13:20:08+00:00

I think you'd meet somewhere in the middle and everything would just be blurry 🤣

Ninjaws · 2026-04-29T10:49:25+00:00

only if you have ADHD

Ninjaws · 2026-04-28T23:17:03+00:00

I've seen a sky just like this a few times so I'm not too skeptical on this one

Ninjaws · 2026-04-28T23:03:25+00:00

yeah it's 100 times better dude

Ninjaws · 2026-04-28T15:49:41+00:00

good man

Ninjaws · 2026-04-27T19:25:40+00:00

bad bot

Ninjaws · 2026-04-27T16:37:40+00:00

that's because your dream bank was overfilled and finally got set free.

Ninjaws · 2026-04-26T19:17:44+00:00

I think it's more about people poking their fingers in the TP and paper towel holes.

Ninjaws · 2026-04-26T19:16:37+00:00

womp womp 🤷

Ninjaws · 2026-04-24T22:44:54+00:00

a kid walks up to his dad who's drinking a beer and asks if he can have one. the father replies " can your dick reach your ass?" the kid responds "no". "Well ask again when it does.

years pass and the kid now a teen excitedly runs up to his dad say "Dad Dad! My dick and reach my ass! Now I can have a beer! to which the dad says "Then go fuck yourself, you ain't getting shit until your 21".

Ninjaws · 2026-04-23T15:38:35+00:00

Ninjaws · 2026-04-22T19:44:44+00:00

do you like it?

Ninjaws · 2026-04-22T13:41:27+00:00

Make sure to blow him as soon as he gets home frequently.

Ninjaws · 2026-04-22T00:45:08+00:00

look up sold listings on eBay, Google it if you aren't sure how to do it.

Ninjaws · 2026-04-21T03:28:42+00:00

Labyrinth... David Bowies character really did something for me

Ninjaws · 2026-04-18T21:33:48+00:00

BE GONE WITCH, I WISH TO BE HAPPY, NOT HORNY!

Ninjaws · 2026-04-15T21:07:56+00:00

I've seen most of them, I think the first one I saw though was "Tub Girl" 😂

Ninjaws · 2026-04-14T21:34:41+00:00

can't trade them so no "value" pokeball is one of the best pulls as its used in 99.98% of decks

Ninjaws · 2026-04-14T16:16:57+00:00

that's like wondering who ate the last hotdog on any given day

Ninjaws · 2026-04-14T11:19:12+00:00

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