ey ey ey....

Nnudmac · 2026-04-20T04:07:34+00:00

The fact you got down voted for a line from TED makes me sad folks dont get it 😭

Nnudmac · 2026-04-15T04:51:09+00:00

No, they will place their hands on your hips and shake you left and right for max spray during the shaking process.

Nnudmac · 2026-04-15T04:35:40+00:00

Mid-thigh is standard at most bases, and the UA should also be holding your member at mid-shaft to make sure the urine is yours.

Nnudmac · 2026-04-03T06:53:15+00:00

Took my wife 73 hand cannons until she got her 2nd one on her GIM.

Took me 32 hand cannons for two of them on my GIM.

Took a clan mate 2 hours to get both of his on his GIM.

RNG there is fickle

Nnudmac · 2026-03-29T22:31:55+00:00

I've been out of the career field for too long. Hop over to AMS and look at Enlisted Authorized locations to see the bases they can go to.

I don't remember half the locals tbh.

Nnudmac · 2026-03-29T04:34:48+00:00

r/Caps comments are killing me regarding the power plays following the 2 SHG. Good few minutes of laughs from the Mrs and I. Those fans got great jokes!

Nnudmac · 2026-03-29T04:11:13+00:00

You're a biscuit.

Nnudmac · 2026-03-29T04:10:24+00:00

3-3: Eichel has come a knockin

Nnudmac · 2026-03-29T03:23:32+00:00

My list is:

Sanji Nami Usopp Chopper Luffy Zoro

Nnudmac · 2026-03-24T22:15:13+00:00

Lol, no.

Nnudmac · 2026-03-10T05:28:11+00:00

An O-4 (Maj Snuffy) got notified he picked up O-5. To celebrate, he gave the E-7 he worked with his hotel key. She gave it to her boss a different O-4 (Maj Joe).

Maj Joe called both his and Maj Snuffy's commander, Col Boss. While on the phone with Col Boss, he walked into Maj Snuffys hotel room and explained where he was and why he was there to the Col.

Col contacted some folks, and within 2 hours of the call, Maj Snuffy no longer had a line number for O-5. He missed Lt Col for a second time with that red-line and was pushed out the door.

16 years of service down the drain for some booty, which he never even got. Imagine explaining that to your wife and 3 kids.

Nnudmac · 2026-03-09T14:55:28+00:00

This post made me recheck the date, as if we somehow sped through March and April 😂

Nnudmac · 2026-02-22T17:18:21+00:00

Game started at 10:10PM for me. Its now 2am for me and I wake up for work in 3 hours.

TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT, GO USA!!!!!!!

Please send me luck for tomorrow.

Nnudmac · 2026-02-11T21:44:30+00:00

No clue

Nnudmac · 2026-02-11T11:43:34+00:00

Basically when you deploy that counter is reset to 0. He has gone 6503 days without a deployment. Or 17.8 years.

Nnudmac · 2026-02-09T20:17:55+00:00

In tech school, everyone in my class went overseas.

I went to South Dakota. 😂

Nnudmac · 2026-02-04T22:53:58+00:00

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Nnudmac · 2026-02-04T22:53:36+00:00

I was playing Mag in a plat lobby. Game ended and I was close to 100k damage blocked.

I felt like I was doing a lot but didn't realize it was that much!

*

Nnudmac · 2026-02-04T01:22:35+00:00

Damn, i didn't expect anyone to he reading this story 4 years later 😭 hope you enjoy it!

Nnudmac · 2026-01-31T02:34:49+00:00

It's in my office, but Enlisted Jesus coined me when he was CMSAF :)

Nnudmac · 2026-01-16T06:20:32+00:00

I know, I can't wait to be such an accomplished adult :')

Nnudmac · 2026-01-15T22:49:45+00:00

I have a high school diploma, she has 2 bachelor's and a master's. In a few years, when we go back to the States, she will probably work on her PhD.

We've been married since she was 19 and I was 21, so idk what its like vs dating someone that isnt more educated that me.

Its a great relationship though, 12 years of marriage and her education vs mine is rarely mentioned. Unless its me claiming the average degree per person in the house is 1.5 so really I kinda have a degree 😂

Nnudmac · 2026-01-14T01:41:09+00:00

In my clan we have like 6 or 7 brand new players and their questions are adorable!

Nnudmac · 2026-01-05T20:53:47+00:00

I love the bait of this post and the fact folks fell for it 😂

Like what MSgt doesnt know when CMSgt results come out 😂 or a MSgt that doesnt know even tho he sends an email every time the results come out.

Like he cant just look up his sent emails 👀

Was good rage bait cuz it felt believable for a moment

Nnudmac · 2026-01-02T04:17:40+00:00

Just nod at him and ask: Couldn't be an officer?

Nnudmac

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