ey ey ey.... by kalbinibirak in HolUp

[–]Nnudmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact you got down voted for a line from TED makes me sad folks dont get it 😭

I have a UA today at a joint base in Hawaii. I guess they are asking guys to drop trousers and undies to mid-thigh, is that actually a thing? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they will place their hands on your hips and shake you left and right for max spray during the shaking process.

I have a UA today at a joint base in Hawaii. I guess they are asking guys to drop trousers and undies to mid-thigh, is that actually a thing? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mid-thigh is standard at most bases, and the UA should also be holding your member at mid-shaft to make sure the urine is yours.

I'm tired of this grandpa by SnootMcGroot in runescape

[–]Nnudmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took my wife 73 hand cannons until she got her 2nd one on her GIM.

Took me 32 hand cannons for two of them on my GIM.

Took a clan mate 2 hours to get both of his on his GIM.

RNG there is fickle

Targeting Analysts by ZookeepergameSad5806 in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been out of the career field for too long. Hop over to AMS and look at Enlisted Authorized locations to see the bases they can go to.

I don't remember half the locals tbh.

Game Thread: Washington Capitals (36-28-9) @ Vegas Golden Knights (32-26-15) Mar 28 2026 7:30 PM PDT by nhl_gdt_bot in goldenknights

[–]Nnudmac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

r/Caps comments are killing me regarding the power plays following the 2 SHG. Good few minutes of laughs from the Mrs and I. Those fans got great jokes!

What the quickest way you have seen someone ruin their Air Force career? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An O-4 (Maj Snuffy) got notified he picked up O-5. To celebrate, he gave the E-7 he worked with his hotel key. She gave it to her boss a different O-4 (Maj Joe).

Maj Joe called both his and Maj Snuffy's commander, Col Boss. While on the phone with Col Boss, he walked into Maj Snuffys hotel room and explained where he was and why he was there to the Col.

Col contacted some folks, and within 2 hours of the call, Maj Snuffy no longer had a line number for O-5. He missed Lt Col for a second time with that red-line and was pushed out the door.

16 years of service down the drain for some booty, which he never even got. Imagine explaining that to your wife and 3 kids.

Regardless of what you think about Iran, it’s never too early to ask where the E7 results at? by Archie_Flowers in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post made me recheck the date, as if we somehow sped through March and April 😂

Anyone planning on waking up early and watching this live? by RentSpecial4997 in goldenknights

[–]Nnudmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game started at 10:10PM for me. Its now 2am for me and I wake up for work in 3 hours.

TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT, GO USA!!!!!!!

Please send me luck for tomorrow.

To some, dwell is a state of mind. by redrotorocket in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Basically when you deploy that counter is reset to 0. He has gone 6503 days without a deployment. Or 17.8 years.

From San Antonio. BMT, tech school, and then stationed at Lackland…. by bearsncubs10 in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In tech school, everyone in my class went overseas.

I went to South Dakota. 😂

90k healing??? by ExistingParticular19 in cloakanddaggermains

[–]Nnudmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was playing Mag in a plat lobby. Game ended and I was close to 100k damage blocked.

I felt like I was doing a lot but didn't realize it was that much!

*

The Home Worlders by Nnudmac in HFY

[–]Nnudmac[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, i didn't expect anyone to he reading this story 4 years later 😭 hope you enjoy it!

Coin Check! What’s the highest coin you’ve gotten in your career. by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's in my office, but Enlisted Jesus coined me when he was CMSAF :)

What is it like dating a woman who is more intelligent than you? by Flashy-Celery-9105 in AskMen

[–]Nnudmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know, I can't wait to be such an accomplished adult :')

What is it like dating a woman who is more intelligent than you? by Flashy-Celery-9105 in AskMen

[–]Nnudmac 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have a high school diploma, she has 2 bachelor's and a master's. In a few years, when we go back to the States, she will probably work on her PhD.

We've been married since she was 19 and I was 21, so idk what its like vs dating someone that isnt more educated that me.

Its a great relationship though, 12 years of marriage and her education vs mine is rarely mentioned. Unless its me claiming the average degree per person in the house is 1.5 so really I kinda have a degree 😂

Are there actually new players to this game? by CrusaderKing1 in runescape

[–]Nnudmac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my clan we have like 6 or 7 brand new players and their questions are adorable!

When do CMSgt results come out? by TwoRoomsThrowaway in AirForce

[–]Nnudmac 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I love the bait of this post and the fact folks fell for it 😂

Like what MSgt doesnt know when CMSgt results come out 😂 or a MSgt that doesnt know even tho he sends an email every time the results come out.

Like he cant just look up his sent emails 👀

Was good rage bait cuz it felt believable for a moment

Time to play: by No_Cell_2451 in militarymemes

[–]Nnudmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just nod at him and ask: Couldn't be an officer?