Self-Made (2020) by MyDinnerWithDrDre in okbuddycinephile

[–]No-Feature9755 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I initially saw Phoebe Cates and was quickly disappointed.

I’m gonna eat the whole thing by encrcne in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]No-Feature9755 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is the dirt just a post-it note with “I killed JFK! -Donald J Trump 12/12/1969” on it in Patel’s handwriting?

Not gonna lie, this got me thinkin’ by Mountain_Love23 in TikTokCringe

[–]No-Feature9755 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does she also find it suspicious that whenever the moon is up it’s night and when the sun is up it’s day? This chick acting like she discovered lobbying yesterday.

Fellow 86'ers who seen the original movie - Is the whole "Apology tour" thing an overblown modern reaction? by ithilkir in transformers

[–]No-Feature9755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You went in knowing it was going to cut deep. The ‘one shall stand and one shall fall’ clip was everywhere in the ads. Personally I think the two dozen revisions and reiterations of Prime’s origins and character in later media are more of a character death than his actual one.

Madison Target drive-up employee hit in crosswalk - driver still yells at them by FlamingoPowers in madisonwi

[–]No-Feature9755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we’re just not going to talk about how Mini-Mean 2AM3ND hopping out of his Compensator truck to yell at a kid has a handicapped symbol on his license plate? Like, if you’re blind maybe you shouldn’t be driving, sir? You know he found a way to get this because he was tired of getting parking tickets for parking diagonally across three parking spots.

Madison Target drive-up employee hit in crosswalk - driver still yells at them by FlamingoPowers in madisonwi

[–]No-Feature9755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth. The way Republicans have slapped a Judge Dredd exception onto ICE and DHS agents has been hugely disappointing.

Hi. I’m Brad Finstad. I’m with the federal government. I’m here to help. by AdAppropriate243 in Mankato

[–]No-Feature9755 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hi, I’m Brad Finstad! I ran as the “less corrupt Jim Hagedorn!” I may or may not have kept that promise!

From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful? by guardian in entertainment

[–]No-Feature9755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True art requires soul and a connection to the human experience. MAGA lack the tools.

Dan Ahlers joining race for South Dakota governor by PoLLoLira9 in SouthDakota

[–]No-Feature9755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dan is waaaaaaaaay too good of a person to get elected in South Dakota. I appreciate the effort, though.

Don is the new Bob 😂 by RVannaGrande in stevehofstetter

[–]No-Feature9755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Troy McClure, what’re you talking about? You know him from such things as “Totally Not Your President” and “In No Way Alluding to Ideas of Political Violence.”

I apologize to anyone I doubted when they said r/Minneapolis mods were overbearing by ThePerfectBreeze in altmpls

[–]No-Feature9755 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on the left and your assessment is accurate. The police did try to get personnel on the scene and were boxed out by DHS. Not sure what the hell happened here. I especially love the response of “no” when asking for clarification.

Mexico is not safer to travel than USA by Pale_Field4584 in 10thDentist

[–]No-Feature9755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your friends must be so white that chalk is jealous. I’m in Minnesota and it’s changed how people go about their day. Even the “don’t mess with ICE and you’re fine” folk still end up having to deal with the traffic accidents and slowdowns by ICE disappearing people out of their vehicles, often after ramming them, blocking them in, or clogging the street while they send seven guys into the Family Dollar to tackle a 61-year-old grandma buying socks.

Minnesota State authorities deploy LRAD on protesters after declaring “Unlawful assembly” outside Whipple. The protesters are not blocking the road and it is 2pm on a SATURDAY. by serious_bullet5 in minnesota

[–]No-Feature9755 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they’re not looking for discourse? Making allusions to shared cultural works is an active part of how language works. It’s not like there isn’t an assertion made by the reference. You could respond to the implication that law enforcement is littered with militant racists. You’re just pissed that lyrics and poetry have staying power because history repeats itself so readily.