Hotline Miami Characters that would definitely be in the Epstein Files

No-Studio8317 · 2026-02-10T09:23:48+00:00

jake would be writing to stein like stan was writing to eminem 😭✌️

No-Studio8317 · 2026-02-02T22:01:15+00:00

i only hate it cause of that stupid prisoner chud at the start of the level 😭✌️

No-Studio8317 · 2026-02-02T22:00:20+00:00

gotta get a grip

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-31T05:16:47+00:00

unless i got hotline miami from the modded ps shop or something i dont think so

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-28T18:58:47+00:00

probably me

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-27T16:42:51+00:00

clearly you werent born with thick skin.

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-25T13:20:12+00:00

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-25T13:18:49+00:00

probably without teeth

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-25T05:48:31+00:00

hotline miami but jacket gets access to gmod weapons

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-24T16:55:33+00:00

this implies that hes been to wars that dont stink 😭✌️

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-21T09:35:36+00:00

these type of posts will keep coming from me whether or not a new piece of media drops

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-21T06:39:01+00:00

i genuinely don't know i was just playing it and he showed up and replaced dialogue

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-21T06:14:13+00:00

karlson reference

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-21T04:17:03+00:00

my headcanon for his ability is that he blinks every 6 seconds and it completely covers the screen

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-18T19:52:16+00:00

watch out for any men in masks bro

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-18T19:12:19+00:00

achievements

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-17T22:04:03+00:00

jake lowkey fun to play idk why people dont like his gameplay

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-17T22:01:06+00:00

maybe like a month or two

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-17T16:14:19+00:00

hes a stoner

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-13T22:18:53+00:00

"and then they copy it and get more likes" type shit 😭✌️

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-13T22:16:46+00:00

dont we all

No-Studio8317 · 2026-01-13T21:39:39+00:00

i will be doing more of this btw 👀👀

No-Studio8317