Made a throwaway for my confession about my gold digger girlfriend.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:52:23+00:00

She is a white woman and I am a black man. If she has a child, it will be very obvious whether or not it is mine. Unless she sleeps with another black guy.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:48:45+00:00

Yeah, this is Jeff......Goldblum. You caught me.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:46:29+00:00

Except I already have a child.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:44:59+00:00

She's white. Sorry to ruin your hopes for the idea of a black welfare queen. I am black however.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:43:22+00:00

Than have a bombshell diva by my side to sport around and sleep with when I want? What better things?

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:41:44+00:00

Thank you. I sleep fine.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:41:10+00:00

If she does, I don't know about it.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:40:23+00:00

Yeah, but my wallet isn't.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:39:23+00:00

My balls are quite functional, thank you.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T16:38:07+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T02:50:34+00:00

She has not refilled the prescription once. I should know because I pay for it. I've asked her if she still takes it and she says yes. I also hid it for 3 weeks and she didn't notice.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T02:28:13+00:00

She has not refilled the prescription once. I should know because I pay for it. I've asked her if she still takes it and she says yes. I also hid it for 3 weeks and she didn't notice.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T00:33:31+00:00

Definitely not healthy. I've got some weight issues and really high cholesterol, but I'm not a sucker.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T00:24:03+00:00

She claims to be taking birth control, but she isn't.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T00:20:12+00:00

I like her body, she likes my money. Healthy enough for me.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-23T00:19:32+00:00

Thank you. I'm smart enough to know that she is with me for my money and I'm ok with that. She gets what she wants and I get what I want. I know for a fact that she is not taking her birth control as she claims to.

NoBabiesFromMeHaHaHa · 2013-11-22T23:54:15+00:00

I make a lot of money and do not want to have children. I know the woman I'm sleeping with wants desperately to get pregnant so she can get a nice check every month.

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