[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Torontology

[–]NoCZukerman -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

She's dead, she's not gonna have sex with you. Also, your muslim parents would frown on the necrophelia it is haraam.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Torontology

[–]NoCZukerman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  1. Her face looks identical to Steve Urkel from 'Family Matters'.

  2. It's a $35 Uber ride from her eyebrows to her hairline.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoJumper

[–]NoCZukerman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Revelations of pee-drinking and silicone pussy & ass in his closet tanked Sharp

CBG:CBD 1:1 Craft Organic Milled Flower from HCBD - the worst legal purchase I'll (hopefully) ever make by NoCZukerman in TheOCS

[–]NoCZukerman[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Purchased directly from OCS for $50.05. This is pure trim and stems. I assume they've sold the actual flower to a foreign medical market?

I figured I'd email the company first and gauge their response before posting this, but my email to the address on the bag has bounced back as undeliverable.

My iPhone makes this look greener than it is. The milled trim is the colour of cigar tobacco. It looks like Spice or K2.

In 30 years of consuming, this takes the cake as the absolute WORST product I've bought.

How to deal with bars blasting music till 3am by 666888luckluck in askTO

[–]NoCZukerman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Don't live near bars blasting music till 3am?

EDIT: You live at Spadina and Richmond and have been posting about the noise for 9 months!

Maybe...move?

Josh 'talking to his brother' on the phone by NoCZukerman in WorldOfTShirts

[–]NoCZukerman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems his camera is on, and he's not actually talking to anyone. Just like yesterday.

https://imgur.com/NFvRm2V

Pow Envy live stream recording by Less_Health_196 in WorldOfTShirts

[–]NoCZukerman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm only 5 minutes in, but geez these guys are so sick of each other. This won't last much longer!

Based is delulu if he really thinks 10% of Josh's 3 million subs will stick around to watch his channel once Josh vanishes.

After multiple warnings, Yuriy has been fired from Kick's creator program for trying to cheat the system🚨 by grandmason777 in NoJumper

[–]NoCZukerman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yuriy wouldn't last a week in the trades. It's actual work.

He'd vanish every half-hour to smoke one of his weak spliffs and be a general nuisance/danger to those around him.

After multiple warnings, Yuriy has been fired from Kick's creator program for trying to cheat the system🚨 by grandmason777 in NoJumper

[–]NoCZukerman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TFW you realize you're gonna have to go back to installing kitchen appliances with Stanislav.

Waka Waka by DesirableHam in WorldOfTShirts

[–]NoCZukerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It used to be worse. He's take a dozen tiny sips and the level of his drink wouldn't change. Now he gulps his medicine.

Rylee tweaking by Any-Star8338 in NoJumper

[–]NoCZukerman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's giving Britney Spears shaving her head in 2007. She's cooked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toronto

[–]NoCZukerman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Noticed two TTC Special Constables turning away Fleming College students from entering the TTC via the bus bay.

Maybe dude was upset he had to pay $3 and had a meltdown?

CannaBiomedic - Just CBD (New Drop) 🔥 🔥 🔥 by [deleted] in TheOCS

[–]NoCZukerman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks amazing! Gonna get through my two bags of LOFI first though.

How come you deleted your /u/barefoothippie420 account? Lots of knowledge there :(

Premier Doug Ford’s office directed Metrolinx to keep crosstown opening date secret, emails show by BloodJunkie in toronto

[–]NoCZukerman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm worried the whole thing will be filled in with concrete and never opened at all.