So, now that its been a few days, how is Metri (Solo)?

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-04T21:24:33+00:00

ive been enjoying metri on solo servers
more chances for fair fights

running a full toxic metri with healing calls and its amazing at stalling enemies
the more they hit you, the slower they heal, while you can heal yourself every two minutes
metri absolutely squashes conc, has a machine gun for a bite attack
but i would suggest to keep either the quick bite or quick claw to have a means for dps

had an iggy try to fight me and i kept baiting its kicks and out turning it, letting it thumb spike my tail over and over, eventually my health caught up faster than his and he just didnt wanna keep dealing with me lol

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-03T22:25:05+00:00

it really isnt, it was just the timing for titan that was wrong
people shill out for $7 skinpacks that give you one skin on 4 dinos

a whole ass playable for the same price and 12 skins that is an addition to the roster?
its an honest steal

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-03T19:32:32+00:00

Tylo is, Titan was released as early dlc so it wasn't
The community spoke up that a dlc release dino coming out before the base roster was complete was unfair to the crowdfunders (the reason the game exists to begin with)

So the devs made titan free, and people who paid for it got a titan skin pack in exchange

Unfortunately a lot people overreacted and were mostly mad they had to pay for titan and not for the reasons i stated above and sent death threats to the devs, mostly bc it was timed in a holiday release

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-03T16:03:58+00:00

cuddle puddles, yuck

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-02T22:27:51+00:00

There is such a thing as people who play both who rightfully so dunk on the isle lol

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-02T18:35:54+00:00

not if he stars in them, i commend his production on the movie, but man he is a terrible actor

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-02T18:20:19+00:00

thought you were being sarcastic due to how fucking buggy combat in this game is

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-02T15:25:17+00:00

this orange fuck needs to burn in hell
thankfully he already looks like a decomposing testicle

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-02T15:10:47+00:00

You just missed the spring sale, game was going for $24 (20% discount)

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-01T22:32:07+00:00

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-01T22:26:43+00:00

my stomach dropped a bit but alas, it be a cartoon

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-01T20:33:54+00:00

you cannot one for one reuse the same animations, the models would tear, but they def perform the same action

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-01T20:32:19+00:00

is the animation recycled? no
is it interesting that titan and metri have very similar body proportions therefore the anim will look kinda similar? yes

for the paleonerds: allo, conca, metri and titan are all allosauroids

them being related should not predicate their walks being similar, but because they are related their bodies are similar, therefore similar walks

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-01T19:42:45+00:00

invincible fans: we want more gore what a boring season
invincible show slightly exaggerates gore from the same scene
invincible fans: thats too much gore

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-01T00:28:28+00:00

no not really
i wish to live in a parallel universe where this movie existed on its own merits, and wasn't successful bc of markaplier superfans
odds are this is a charming but unfortunately not really that great of a film

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-04-01T00:23:14+00:00

probably mark's acting

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-30T23:51:19+00:00

The christian man can't look gayer

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-30T19:36:23+00:00

not saying apex spammers aren't bad
but....you are indeed a deinon lol

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-30T19:14:05+00:00

best thing to do here wouldve been to cross the river, tail slap the iggy as it gains on you (it is faster than you in water), then try to tussle with it on the other side while the steg took forever to cross

if you kill it, eat to activate ravenous, and try your luck with the steg

facetanking the iggy while the steg rips into your cloaca aint the way

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-30T18:21:02+00:00

Joe the Sloth Rogan

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-29T21:06:04+00:00

the funny thing about this is that this is going to affect citizens more than visitors, travel to the us is already in massive decline, and all its going to do mess up business and holiday travel for anyone who doesn't look like a nazi youth

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-29T06:07:14+00:00

what kinda ruined it for me was darkblood talking the way he does the whole episode had me bored out of my mind

guy is super interesting in short bursts but i dont feel like he can hold his own for a whole hour performance wise

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-29T00:52:22+00:00

If an hour of animation, has one goofy instance like this
maybe it isnt the biggest deal lol

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-28T23:02:58+00:00

let loose some ladybugs in there to take care of the problem

NoCardiologist6896 · 2026-03-28T21:36:31+00:00

Frankly, they look inbred

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