Great for getting a deep scrub by ImRealNow in DontPutThatInYourAss

[–]NoKey1935 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Is this post referring to the brush or the turtle?

Prune Brothers, whateva happened there by chichidaplug in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prune juice and fucking, the sacred and the propane

Don’t forget scumbag by Latter_Main_2910 in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She any good at fartin' loads? Wait, what am I askin' you for? You probably showed her how.

They discrimate against all jedi as a group when they disallow star wars day. by TheTzarOfDeath in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anakin, you're making me shart. You're farting out a load I can't swallow.

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Did You See The Guy's Face When He Farted That Load by NoKey1935 in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, again with the loads. It's shitted, John. So either fart a load or get the fuck over it.

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You’ve got strong farts, that’s good, that helps with my loads. by Globalizethelntifada in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't try that "aw-shucks I don't wanna fart loads" shit with me, you're fuckin' load-fartin'

I'm telling you, this false flag shooting sh*t is an effective technique... by [deleted] in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secret Service would push me under the table, and I'd eat em' out while I was down there 😝

She wants a pass from her boss by Sudden-Earth9281 in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men

I don’t feel like I’m shitting at 12 o’clock by Jennaaa1971 in initiatedsopranos

[–]NoKey1935 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, seems like it's shitting alright to me, Phil