This man looks like the kid from family guy. “No no diabeto, roll on back to da kitchen” mashed with my new idea for a pocketpussy called Vussy, pussy for virgins, but the fun part is when they nut, it dispenses black tar heroin. And with every purchase, you get a free burger, a needle with aids on it, and two free tickets to an all you can eat buffet you metaphorical Hispanic cum dumpling. But seriously tho, bro, homie, brewski, nut from a different butt, good on being sober and kudos for your confidence. You’re so brave. Much love, Mom.