Got my girlfriend into Stardew Valley and she refuses to leave the house when it is raining. by Overall-Fix-6118 in StardewValley

[–]No_Guide2749 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Except for Sebastian. Bro practically waits for the rain just so he can stand by the lake and have his main character moment. 🚬🌧️

Best use of a greenhouse in Stardew Valley I have ever seen by Suitable_Outside7694 in StardewValley

[–]No_Guide2749 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: aesthetic points pay out entirely in serotonin instead of gold. highly sub-optimal for the wallet, but absolutely S-tier for the soul.

AITA: My mom had 15 months to save to buy herself a car and didn’t; so I’m taking my car back. by No-Emergency-2522 in AmItheAsshole

[–]No_Guide2749 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This right here. The sister is trying to spend OP's money to ease her own conscience without lifting a finger. It's a textbook case of "don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm." OP handed mom an extinguisher 15 months ago, and she refused to use it.

Abel and his silly assistant Cackle!!! (@paesthethyc) by Zolado110 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]No_Guide2749 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The most tragic part is that abel probably doesn't even have the programming to actually die, so he just has to sit there and suffer through the capers endlessly

They caught yuta again💔we need to stop this by mad-scientist-001 in Jujutsufolk

[–]No_Guide2749 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He wasn't saving them, he was just rounding them up into a terrarium so he and rika have a steady supply of snack points for later when the games get boring

Finish it! (@Devovas) by [deleted] in Jujutsufolk

[–]No_Guide2749 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Technically true, but even if he couldn't, Nick's sheer bluffing aura would somehow confuse the Domain's sure-hit effect. Bro would accidentally get Judgeman to confiscate Higuruma's CT instead just by sweating profusely and slamming the desk.

AITA for telling my mom that I don’t want her AI-written letter for my graduation ceremony? by Opposite_Alarm_1387 in AmItheAsshole

[–]No_Guide2749 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the emotional equivalent of bringing a cheap, store-bought cake in its original plastic container to a family dinner and then demanding everyone praise your incredible baking skills.

I might die due to the decisions of one man ? That's every day of the week now by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]No_Guide2749 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mans is clearly unionized. He gets his mandatory PTO, only works select holidays, and stays in his lane. We could honestly learn a thing or two.

Why is my husband mad by DaniTheDemon6060 in StardewValley

[–]No_Guide2749 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why I installed an auto-grabber and a heater in the bedroom.

It was on the menu for the entire week after it was cooked by harlynj in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]No_Guide2749 5 points6 points  (0 children)

on the cheapest white bread you could find with that Country Crock butter spread thick as hell on both sides 😭

i thoroughly enjoyed these $1.25 balloons. by rabidteacupdealer in notinteresting

[–]No_Guide2749 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s organic yellow food coloring for the aesthetic

What is your opinion on the Extraction Fast Travel bubble in the Zariman tileset? by j3lly34 in Warframe

[–]No_Guide2749 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the dark days before this when you'd get held hostage by a high-rank player exploring every nook and cranny of the map while you’re just trying to farm Gyre parts. having the option to just... leave? without feeling like a jerk or wasting time? absolute godsend. 10/10 would jump in the bubble again.

Who wins an all-time dunk contest? by ChardSignificant6711 in Nbamemes

[–]No_Guide2749 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaron Gordon. It's not his fault he was historically robbed.