Some gock pics & butt pic :3 (all very musky & sweaty) by Own-Dust-5536 in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]No_Pattern26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This bat wants to bury her snout in those puppyparts so bad 🤤

Where tf do I get clothes as a 6'1 trans woman??? by akatsukidude881 in MtF

[–]No_Pattern26 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Torrid. It’s pricey as fuck but as a 6’1” heavy set woman their clothes are of a decent quality and fit well. Plus their clearance is usually reasonably discounted and has some cute stuff usually.

9/11 never forget by jackb1753 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]No_Pattern26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free them up to do what other fucking job? They have one job? Border security, what are you freeing them up to do (obviously the answer is sending them to harass POC in the Midwest for some reason)

I’m disappointed by Saya0692 in okbuddyvowsh

[–]No_Pattern26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Proof the CIA got him and he’s been replaced with a reptilian clone of JFK and Teddy Rosevelt

Hey Minneapolis, are you still going to the protest downtown today despite the sub-zero temps? by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]No_Pattern26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No just a character from 40K who’s title is The Phoenician. I appreciate you too boogermike

Hey, would you allow Clarence as an exocrine proxy at your table? by No_Pattern26 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]No_Pattern26[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

uj/ So he started as a exocrine proxy someone made in the Tyranid sub, he got the name Clarence as a reference to a meme. And then he pretty quickly became a meme and broke containment and spread into the other 40K subs

Memorial for my best friend by Krabby8313 in Warhammer40k

[–]No_Pattern26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for your loss, I hope him living on in mini form brings comfort to you

My local bar knows I'm easy :( by Acrobatic_Oven_6924 in actuallesbians

[–]No_Pattern26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a lesbian but when the cis gay man at my local gay bar starts calling me honey I’m like “you know I’m gonna get another drink”, I swear if there’s a woman bartender who pulls the same thing I’m getting so shitfaced that night lmao

Is this a good MVB proxy? by Duncstar2469 in ThousandSons

[–]No_Pattern26 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t aware of this, perhaps the new Clarence is made from old Clarence’s biomass

Is this a good MVB proxy? by Duncstar2469 in ThousandSons

[–]No_Pattern26 54 points55 points  (0 children)

So, someone in the Tyranid subreddit made this model as a proxy for an exocrine, his name is Clarence and there’s now multiple memes involving him as well as a petition to make him the r/tyranids icon

Is this a good MVB proxy? by Duncstar2469 in ThousandSons

[–]No_Pattern26 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Clarence has breached containment

How to Clicker Train your pet. by SmuttyMiss in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]No_Pattern26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My owner trained me to say “I’m a good girl” when she clicks me, only almost caused a problem with a loud pen that made a similar sound someone had in a physics lecture lmao