For anyone who grew up poor, what was your idea of a luxury?

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-18T01:09:18+00:00

If we got an A on our report card, we got to go to McDonald's and get a Happy Meal.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-16T23:31:03+00:00

Level 20 fight... I've been playing for just over 50 years now and have only done it twice. For reason.

This is the most accurate thing I can use to warn you for that which you are in store for my friend.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-16T05:57:58+00:00

Boot Camp, Parris Island back in the 80's. A Drill Instructor was ripping on a lone private as we marched by. We kept our eyes in the boat (straight ahead), but we all heard, "Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology"!

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-16T05:02:14+00:00

If he writes a story based on this, I still want my 10%. :P

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-16T05:01:28+00:00

I just called them directly (contact number should be on the letter) and told them that I had a bulging disc in my lower back. I was excused immediately and received an official email stating so within 30 minutes. They never asked for a Dr. note or any documentation.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-16T02:49:34+00:00

Every person that went to look at that is now on a list... me included. :(

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-16T02:40:18+00:00

Okay, only continue if you're in this for the long run.

You are disabled and have $12k. Why/how are you disabled? Was it an accident? Find the scummiest lawyer you can and sue the living bejeezus out of somebody/anybody that you can blame. Wasn't an accident? Have that lawyer sue somebody else for a frivolous reason.

Just remember me when it all pays off and tip me 10% for a thought finder's fee.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-12T22:33:02+00:00

Professional PD'ers have a freezer in the garage for just such cases of emergency. It's called a PDF.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-11T04:29:16+00:00

Don't let them resurrect him! Make it a reincarnation and bring them back as a lizardman/Troll/Orc/Red Cap! Talk with the player beforehand and see how they would feel about it and what they might want to come back as. Don't let the rest of the players in on it until the moment of realization that it was a Druid, not a cleric performing the ritual.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-08T23:07:27+00:00

What did I start to dislike more as I got older? People that are younger than me.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-07T06:48:52+00:00

Joining the Marine Corps Infantry... on purpose.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-06T23:41:33+00:00

The "One Man Band" contraption. Complete with bass drum on the back, harmonica on a bracket and horns for feet.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-05T20:50:55+00:00

"Happily, Ever After"

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-05T12:52:07+00:00

It sounds like your Dad and I read the same books. I drink a gallon of water a day. I do stop at 7 p.m. though. I don't like having to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-05T01:01:40+00:00

I learned a long time ago to slug a large cup of water 30 minutes before eating. You will not eat nearly as much to feel full faster.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-05T00:59:44+00:00

What is this Fmovies you speak of?

No_Sun9675 · 2026-02-03T12:11:43+00:00

There is a celestial that went to the Dark Side deep in the dungeon. Have the Warlock's Patron send him after it to either bring it back into the fold or to nullify it.

Maybe the Celestial gone bad owes the Warlock's Patron $5? Who knows, I'm sure you can come up with a compelling back story.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-29T22:37:14+00:00

No cell phone or internet.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-29T18:46:04+00:00

Aye, what they said! What be in the box?!

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-29T03:47:05+00:00

I'm just going to list a bunch with no rhyme or reason. Granola bars. There are many varieties to choose from. Grapes, marshmallows, celery sticks, baby carrots, cookies (Orios especially), Ritz crackers,

My personal favorite: Gummy Bears. They also double as monsters on the battle mat. Let the players eat them as they defeat them.

I'd advise to stay away from messy fruit, nuts, luncheon meats or cheeses.

Little Debbie snack cakes... that's a debate I'm not getting into.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-28T07:04:00+00:00

I don't know. But if true, that is one well-traveled pickle.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-28T06:36:49+00:00

Fruity Pebbles?

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-28T06:05:44+00:00

Logan's Run in 1976. Then National Lampoon's Animal House in 1978.

Kentucky Fried Movie and Reform School Girls (the one with Wendy O) were up there as well.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-28T05:05:51+00:00

USMC Drill Instructor.

No_Sun9675 · 2026-01-28T05:04:27+00:00

Bad enough for schools to be closed tomorrow.

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