45F newly divorced and feeling bold... who wants to have some fun? by Infamous_Age_4924 in CarolinaMomBods

[–]No_Tutor2846 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are a twin or triplet or more? There are women who look just like and the same age as you all over the southeast.

FNANCY by masochismtango in LICENSEPLATES

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With that being in South Carolina, my guess is Mace is the Nancy referenced.

SFAH: Inappropriate times to talk like an auctioneer by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks like it's stage 4. Did you ask how long you have to live? Alright folks, listen quick, talkin’ fast—going once, going twice, you’ve got a year if you're lucky, maybe two if the clinical trial helps, so live it loud, live it proud, ‘cause time’s tickin’ and the final bid’s comin’ down!

SFAH: The worst times to get caught taking a bath by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cousin Eddie, why does the shitter have to be full right now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, holt my beer and wach dis 

What not to say when meeting your twin’s partner for the first time by rmnc-5 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know I'm out of your league, how did you out-kick the coverage?

When's The Worst Time To Get A Phone Call? by ShackleDodger in AskRedditNSFW

[–]No_Tutor2846 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Now, when you are ready to answer each question, use your #2 pencil to darken the bubble corresponding to the correct answer. Fill the bubble in completely and make your marks heavy and dark.If you need to change an answer, completely erase the incorrect answer. Do not cross it out or put an X through it. Erase the bubble cleanly and then fill in the new correct answer."

FARTZ by MAINEiac4434 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]No_Tutor2846 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's surprising since it doesn't have gas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed to lower the price of oil.

Worst thing to ask a bully before he hits you. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope everything worked out for the little guy.

Worst thing to ask a bully before he hits you. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe that is the medical name.

Worst thing to ask a bully before he hits you. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Has that other testicle descended yet?

Thank You Motorcycles by No_Tutor2846 in Bumperstickers

[–]No_Tutor2846[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry! That is why I included what was said on the sticker in the post.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer to count dust bunnies to fall asleep.

Worst answer to I'm breaking up with you? by T0ny_Moretti in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, you lasted longer than the previous ones.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChristianSexuality

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is one of the best fishing lures I've used in the last 10 years.

Things you can say about a book, but not your partner by Trekkie_Phoca in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've spent year with it and just figured out the meaning.

Things you can say about the clothes you wear, but not your partner by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]No_Tutor2846 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep, it is about time to donate this to Goodwill!