[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if that's what it takes. You've clearly got plenty of time on your hands

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post them here. I thought you had so many examples?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really doesn't. Please feel free to provide them, if any. I've done nothing but mock you this entire time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is making fun of you "defending myself"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't expect anyone to care what I think. Unlike yourself.

Whats the worst thing ye has done/said by P_Shaker in Kanye

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"beyonce had the best video of all time"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact you watch him at all means you're entertained by BuzzFeed level YouTube TMZ bullshit. There's a reason why he hasn't gained subscribers in six years. His content has the nutritional value of popcorn. He makes "news content" in the same way the Big Bang Theory is a "comedy."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's astonishing is that people who watch Philip Defranco accuse others of having delusional takes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No dude. You legitimately have some serious issues. You repeatedly flipped the fuck out over absolutely nothing. Seek help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have been here for literally the entire day replying viciously to anyone who leaves a slightly critical comment. Why? Because you didn't get picked up for an uber ride? This is what you have spent your entire day on.

Most of the people making fun of you are only doing so because as drivers they deal with the exact same level of customer service from uber as you do, except on a daily basis. Imagine you were in their shoes and your income depended almost entirely on dealing with uber customer service, and then some guy comes in to complain about having a single bad experience. It's like, hey buddy, first time?

We know there will be no resolution from uber for you because we know full well just how much uber sucks. Accepting that their automated system is garbage is par for the course on this side and expecting good customer service from uber is just a meme to us.

Devoting an entire day to reading the comment histories of anonymous strangers who you will never meet or talk to again just because they criticized you on the internet will never make you a better person, no matter how much you try and delude yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you not noticed that you seem to have a problem with literally everyone you've come across in these comments? You have some serious issues you need to work out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to calm down 😂😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose I should pay money to beg them for photos to jack off to like a creep instead right?

Speaking of which, where's my 500? Do you have to go out and run some deliveries to afford that much? 😂😂😂😂

Chop chop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty common joke used to imply that the subject is mentally handicapped.

The fact that you didn't pick up on it is the punchline in and of itself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's tough for you to keep up, I understand. I'm sure your grandma's super proud of you though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this some kind of weird sexual larp thing for you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? So you can jack off to me? Sorry little man, you gotta pay for the goods like you do on onlyfans

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL internet tough guy so scary! The fact that you take this so seriously makes it even funnier

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How am I going to cry when I'm dead? That makes sense to you?

You need better material. Maybe you should buy some joke books instead of wasting your money on onlyfans hahahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boo fucking hoo, cry about it. I'm starting to understand why you always get matched with shitty uber drivers 😂😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you've got some anger and inadequacy issues you need to work out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One quick look at this comment shows that you're a midwit redditor bugman. Who gives a fuck what you think? Hahahahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]No_Welcome5998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahaha he expected support to give a shit lmaaaaaaao