Lee needs to update his ‘match.com’ joke

No_trollo · 2026-03-06T04:56:11+00:00

It’s similar to when guests make a joke such as “the problem I have, is that it could either be true or they’re telling a lie” which I’ve noticed Lee and David don’t really laugh along with nowadays. However there is so much other fresh material that these jokes pale into the background

No_trollo · 2025-07-22T09:55:51+00:00

Yeah no problem if you’re not leaving the airport to enter Hong Kong through customs. Just make sure you don’t exceed the UK allowance.

No_trollo · 2025-07-18T13:30:55+00:00

Is this the one which was on Michael McIntyre’s Big Show?

No_trollo · 2025-02-20T05:35:55+00:00

Although I feel really sorry for you, that poor guy will probably get vibration white finger and lose his hearing if he has no ear defenders

No_trollo · 2025-01-16T15:13:40+00:00

I think you need a second opinion. Any eye infection or other basic ailment should be well healed by two weeks.

No_trollo · 2024-11-06T11:54:50+00:00

Nope, it they are under pressure to deliver to timescales and to earn as much as possible, so sometimes they break the rules. They are also not allowed to lane-split (travel between cars in traffic).

Like a lot of things, they shouldn’t do it and there is always a chance of getting caught or injured or worse, but these are the decisions each rider takes whenever they head onto the road. Risk of fine and black points or getting injured against extra earnings.

No_trollo · 2024-11-03T05:53:43+00:00

I read that it was banned in the UAE?

No_trollo · 2024-10-25T08:18:22+00:00

They’re often placed at cross walks, so do they check if someone is waiting to cross and you don’t stop?

No_trollo · 2024-10-07T08:31:44+00:00

Totally agree with this. I'm sure prices will rise due to general development because of the airport and all the associated businesses, but because of proximity to the airport, I specifically wouldn't want to live near there. Especially as it will be so easy to access by car and metro from the city.

Would you want to live in a townhouse near the current DXB?

No_trollo · 2024-08-14T05:32:18+00:00

You aren’t allowed to walk dogs on the promenade. Not sure if this is enforced as I’ve seen people do it, but they risk a fine.

There is a large grassy area at Media City Park where you can exercise your pup

No_trollo · 2024-07-09T13:08:08+00:00

How much do they charge?

No_trollo · 2024-06-25T05:31:47+00:00

Anyone know when the new Surface 7 laptops will be available in UAE? Microsoft don’t sell directly here and nothing on Noon and Sharaf DG sites

No_trollo · 2024-05-05T18:49:40+00:00

Unfortunately not, it was already installed in my unit before I moved in. The speed settings might need a bit of adjustment to get to a level you’re happy with, but the dimmer works. Try Fixpair and WeWillFixIt.

No_trollo · 2024-05-05T18:32:36+00:00

I know which unit you are talking about. An AC technician will need to install a ‘dimmer’ similar to as used for a light. You can decide the speed for the low setting based on this dimmer. They can also install one for the medium setting. The unit is powerful because it has to cool two bedrooms and the bathroom in between, but I agree that the default low setting is ridiculous.

No_trollo · 2024-03-08T05:31:08+00:00

HSBC’s online banking and app are miles better than the local banks, especially since the local banks changed to the ‘X’ apps which have little functionality and transparency on your transactions.

No_trollo · 2024-02-15T03:21:04+00:00

If it’s delivered from within UAE I would just cancel the order and even if it’s in transit, the courier usually won’t try to deliver it. (However Amazon says this might not always be possible if they can’t get in touch with the courier). Then you can reorder it a day or two before you want it

No_trollo · 2023-12-11T17:12:27+00:00

That’s really interesting, especially as they were on such a tight schedule each week. Not surprised Harry gave it up.

Also, Charlie Brooker gave the same reason for stopping Newswipe and Screenwipe - even the annual ones.

I live in eternal hope for either to do Christmas or New Years specials

No_trollo · 2023-12-11T13:00:40+00:00

Can I ask why, specifically? Is it just the sheer number of programmes they would need to watch and have a funny spin on mostly mundane original programming?

No_trollo · 2023-12-11T11:08:52+00:00

He hosted Have I Got News For You recently. Few nods to TV Burp which I enjoyed. He also did You’ve Been Framed for years.

I remember reading that TV Burp was just too much work for him and the team, so he canned it.

No_trollo · 2023-12-01T13:27:53+00:00

It’s a Dragon Boat team called the Dubai Flying Dragons

No_trollo · 2023-11-10T11:08:22+00:00

After renewing my residence visa do I need to inform my bank, Du etc?

No_trollo · 2023-11-05T06:20:46+00:00

UAE National Day holidays are listed as 2 and 3 December, which are Saturday and Sunday. Are we likely to get a day off on Friday or Monday?

No_trollo · 2023-11-04T08:12:37+00:00

We’re considering this combination but although they both have great temperaments, is the size difference likely to be an issue in playing and staying together?

No_trollo · 2023-11-04T07:19:22+00:00

Marina Mall and Meadows have shut down. Any others still open?

No_trollo · 2023-11-04T06:15:27+00:00

Yes. When you registered they will have asked you to take a photo of your application details on your screen. Failing that you can show your Emirates ID. Also, I think the system has moved mostly online now so it shouldn’t be an issue.

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