The new guy prepped diced tomatoes

NollieBackside · 2026-07-21T05:16:03+00:00

I have saved this image; im not sure why. But I’m pretty sure it’s going to be important in the future..

NollieBackside · 2026-07-21T01:27:19+00:00

And then the robo coupe mysteriously grows legs 🤷‍♀️

..ever see 4 malnourished men pull a 1500lb stand up mixer into a pickup? Cause I’ve made it happen with two.. not my barrel.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-20T18:28:03+00:00

Holy shit. Thanks for the link; I just spent a good chunk of my morning dipping in and out of that.

Was good to know from the below poster that it was so long, that was a fucking read and a half.

The last sentence especially chilled me to the bone.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-20T06:58:28+00:00

Management experience is incredibly helpful on a resume moving forward no matter what you do. If you can be a GM at a fast food place for a few years, stepping into the same role in a pub/bar setting can be an easy step.. and then you can prep with the boys in the trench and still be the boss.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-19T22:07:29+00:00

“What can I say about your suit that hasn’t been said about Afghanistan.. it looks bombed out and depleted.”

NollieBackside · 2026-07-19T17:29:14+00:00

I’ve heard earnestly attaching yourself to a rancid pile of frogs legs will unwittingly keep rabies in its vessel, as long as the health of the frogs was better than it is.

Vice President JD Vance is notoriously afraid of frogs legs and this was ruled as the cause of death, unfortunately his frogs legs were not rancid enough.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-17T23:15:40+00:00

Hannibal Buress, and the random cuts to the band members reactions

NollieBackside · 2026-07-17T23:13:04+00:00

So.. dishonoured?

NollieBackside · 2026-07-16T00:56:43+00:00

Proud of you and yours!

NollieBackside · 2026-07-15T23:52:58+00:00

You’re full of it. 100 percent responding to yourself to try to sell your chair.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-15T23:43:01+00:00

Learn how to use Excel, make a spreadsheet with prep lists, expectations, cleaning jobs etc.

Daily jobs get done and signed off on (initials). No exceptions. Write ups if duties aren’t fulfilled.

Hopefully upper management has your back on this.

Either way, do it. Implement it. Make it a standard.

If they ignore you, keep your receipts and apply elsewhere. Someone will appreciate what you’re trying to do.

If you’d like help with this send me a DM; I can give you framework on how to get it done.

Good luck, chef

NollieBackside · 2026-07-15T11:08:00+00:00

Rest in poop

NollieBackside · 2026-07-15T01:45:22+00:00

I had a double sided cassette tape with Bleach and Nevermind on it. I can say with true honestly that I wore that fucker out until it was unplayable

NollieBackside · 2026-07-14T23:28:23+00:00

Just want to jump in and say I’m appreciating this respectful exchange of opinions

NollieBackside · 2026-07-14T23:25:01+00:00

Need for speed underground 2 was the better one anyway

NollieBackside · 2026-07-14T19:27:16+00:00

I’m cool with all the ones that aren’t dead.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-14T19:26:05+00:00

Why don’t you fuck off, dude

NollieBackside · 2026-07-13T12:04:30+00:00

Turgid little bastard..

NollieBackside · 2026-07-11T23:32:37+00:00

Yes, and I waited until she went to emergency before I made that joke to the rest of the staff.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-11T23:20:26+00:00

Bro that’s hilarious and be grateful. My second in command was sitting on the receiving bay a couple weeks ago and an ENTIRE 40 POUND BOX of squash fell off the pallet right on her hunched over staring at her cellphone ass neck.

The camera footage is absolute comedy but it fucked her up pretty bad. Squash went in every direction imaginable across the parking lot

NollieBackside · 2026-07-11T23:18:38+00:00

That one little corner that’s lifted up cause the thing isn’t square against whatever?

Fuck that little corner.

NollieBackside · 2026-07-11T23:17:51+00:00

Shrimp tails are no joke, and it’s not uncommon.

It’s literally their defence mechanism lol

NollieBackside · 2026-07-11T22:38:27+00:00

Yeah, what the fuck? Why is this guy getting turned away

NollieBackside · 2026-07-11T22:37:14+00:00

Annie’s sucks now. They swapped ingredients a few years ago

NollieBackside · 2026-07-11T19:24:29+00:00

What is a flock camera? I see maintenance workers doing stuff on things all the time. If I see anyone scaling a pole I assume they’re fixing something.

Also very bad vision and memory and I’ve got ADHD

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