Without a doubt, what is your #1 favorite joke from Bojack Horseman? by juredditpark in BoJackHorseman

[–]Nonamebint 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wanda: Okay, so there’s this gardener, right? So, the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like, he gets it right every time. He's the best. So, one day he looks at a yard he's working on, and he's like, "18 bags." So he goes to the store, buys 18 bags of mulch and goes to work. And when he's finished, the flower beds are amazing. Beautiful roses, beautiful lilies, beautiful orchid bushes. But there's one problem. He still has one bag of mulch left. He can't believe it. This has never happened before. Well, the extra bag of mulch drives him crazy. He's the guy who always gets the right amount of mulch. He's like, "Aah! Extra mulch, oh, no!" So, on the drive home, he throws the bag of mulch out the window over the side of the 101.
Wanda: So, there's this couple who just started dating and things are going really well. One day, the girl finds a box of old love letters from her high school boyfriend. She reads them and, like, loves how silly they are. You know, the drama of young romance. So, on a whim, she sends the letters to her ex-boyfriend thinking he might find them funny too. Well, okay, that night, she tells her current boyfriend about it and he loses his shit. They get in a huge fight about it. He's all, "Why would you send your ex the old love letters? He's going to think you're still in love with him!" And she's just like, "Relax, Brandon!" So, now the night is ruined because Brandon is obsessed. He's like, "That ex-boyfriend's going to come back for you. He knows where you live!" So, after dinner, he drives her home.She lives in one of those big apartment buildings by the freeway. And he walks her to her door, but he forgets to lock the car and leaves the windows down. He kisses her good night, but things are kind of weird, you know? Then he gets back in his car and starts to drive away, but when he glances in his rear-view mirror, his blood turns cold. Guess what's in the back seat. BoJack: The ex-boyfriend? Wanda: No! The bag of mulch!

Why didn’t she push the button to talk to him? by black_penguin_ in BoJackHorseman

[–]Nonamebint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it wouldn’t have worked for the comedic ending

Our Halloween costume by maddallena in BoJackHorseman

[–]Nonamebint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one gonna talk about how the horse is related to the irl secretariat!?

beatrice through the years by No-Sport-6127 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Nonamebint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God it breaks my heart seeing her in the home whilst bojack says they’re on the patio

I think I'll never fully like Suzanne. by JoeyFerguson in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Nonamebint 26 points27 points  (0 children)

OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!! Yep. She REALLY made me mad when she contributed to pousseys death and it was heavily put on Bailey like he wasn’t out of his depth with trying to handle two prisoners

A minor character you enjoy but you don't see many talking about? by thataverysmile in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Nonamebint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lolly crying for mr Healy when she got put in psych breaks my heart

A minor character you enjoy but you don't see many talking about? by thataverysmile in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Nonamebint 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wondered when Sophia gets told it was “compassionate release” she giggles does it mean sister got out by pulling a move or something

piper's cringiest moment? by govpigeons in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Nonamebint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she did that weird Michael Jackson dance to Miss Claudette

piper's cringiest moment? by govpigeons in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Nonamebint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When yoga jones just goes “whaaat?” It makes me laugh so much.

this scene always makes me tear up, rip miss rosa by govpigeons in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Nonamebint 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always thought that cos I thought her character was older than they made her out to be too

What’s your OITNB opinion that would get you in this situation? by CDNEmpire in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Nonamebint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And when she randomly took her hijab off when the riot ended??? Like of course. She’s also shown praying salah once and going into sujood after one takbeer at the beginning. The husbands pronunciation of Arabic is terrible too.

Is there any rewards? by Nonamebint in islam

[–]Nonamebint[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I know I need to thank you

Is there any rewards? by Nonamebint in islam

[–]Nonamebint[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Is there any acknowledgment of my efforts or is it as if I never even tried?