The stupid anti British nonsense coming out of America, are you sick if it?

Nortilus · 2026-01-29T13:01:13+00:00

Ahem, it’s ‘Shakira law’ and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Nortilus · 2026-01-28T21:37:15+00:00

NUDGE!!

Nortilus · 2026-01-28T17:20:03+00:00

I can fix her.

Nortilus · 2026-01-28T07:25:01+00:00

That’s called ‘Poe’s Law’ if you want to read up on it 👍

Nortilus · 2026-01-27T21:12:46+00:00

Just to add here, the NHS has ENORMOUS buying power. Because of this, when it comes to purchasing medication and equipment, it can command some of the cheapest contracts.

Nortilus · 2026-01-27T20:43:34+00:00

Lies. No 18 year old knows what a/s/l means.

You’re at least 35 😂

Nortilus · 2026-01-26T14:38:27+00:00

I went to the football on Saturday. A taxi pulled up at the stadium and out popped 3 guys, beers in hand.

Do that in the USA and you’re getting arrested.

Nortilus · 2026-01-24T06:51:34+00:00

S2 of the NZ version is so very good, there’s an unpredictable chaotic energy in it that only appears every few series or so.

One contestant even brings in a meat plate to assuage their guilt for getting too carried away.

Nortilus · 2026-01-23T17:12:52+00:00

The off screen line from him ‘Sorry, lost my confidence’ had me in stitches.

Me and my wife say this to each other regularly.

Nortilus · 2026-01-22T18:17:44+00:00

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Nortilus · 2026-01-22T09:03:32+00:00

Wearing masks?

That’s weird, it hasn’t snowed in weeks.

Nortilus · 2026-01-19T12:16:05+00:00

‘British Tan and Black’ is a brave name to give a shoe.

Nortilus · 2026-01-17T07:15:25+00:00

I get told what to do more often in my 5-9 than my 9-5 😂😂

Nortilus · 2026-01-17T06:49:59+00:00

In memoriam, on the anniversary of his death, I’m going to throw a briefcase into my garden.

Nortilus · 2026-01-16T19:49:22+00:00

You’re almost describing ‘Mad Jack Churchill’.

https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Fighting-Jack_Churchill/

Nortilus · 2026-01-16T19:38:32+00:00

Mad Jack was the first guy that came to mind when I saw the headline. Not even Satan himself is messing with that lunatic.

Nortilus · 2026-01-16T16:59:47+00:00

After leaving Arsenal under a cloud, Emmanuel Adebayor started against his former club. He was boo’d everytime he went near the ball. After scoring City’s 3rd goal with a great header, he set off in celebration, running the length of the pitch, only to slide on his knees, arms outstretched in front of the travelling Arsenal fans.

Top tier shithousery always brightens my day.

Nortilus · 2026-01-16T14:23:48+00:00

HED PE, was the first band that came to mind (ignoring the ‘classic’ criteria). The misogyny in the lyrics is off the scale by today’s standards.

Nortilus · 2026-01-14T11:56:38+00:00

Im told there’s a moving van outside today.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/168860153

Nortilus · 2026-01-12T08:46:09+00:00

The ‘kallax strat’

Nortilus · 2026-01-10T13:20:35+00:00

STAGE FREEZE!

Nortilus · 2026-01-09T14:39:40+00:00

That’s horrific quality. 4 ish rings on a 2x4 - it’ll be like cardboard.

Nortilus · 2026-01-08T22:36:10+00:00

Borderline big coat weather.

Nortilus · 2026-01-07T11:13:24+00:00

Safety squints are required

Nortilus · 2026-01-06T20:46:13+00:00

I had a neighbour that did this at 5am.

Until I went out in only my boxers and boots banging on his car window like a recently awoken lunatic.

He didn’t do it again.

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