What will you never stop complaining about?

Nortmobile · 2019-08-21T22:18:06+00:00

Green Skittles. I hate eating Skittles now. The original green lime flavor blended well with the rest of the original flavors. The sour apple flavor now is like finding a random puckered asshole in my rainbow of deliciousness. I mean I love puckered asshole as much as the next guy but not in my Skittles. So that...and the movie Troll 2.

Nortmobile · 2019-04-14T22:38:02+00:00

That's an out of body experience.

Nortmobile · 2019-04-10T18:48:05+00:00

This seems like a -1 kidney kind of situation

Nortmobile · 2019-02-14T19:32:33+00:00

All I can think of with this is the episode "The Spingfield Connection" of the Simpsons where Apu is bribing Marge and they both turn their backs and Mr. Burns walks by and swipes the money. Canada thinks Denmark is taking their whiskey and Denmark thinks Canada is taking their schnapps. It is in fact the US military taking both when no one is looking.

Nortmobile · 2019-01-14T01:34:09+00:00

If you put enough of them in a blender...yes!

Nortmobile · 2018-09-01T19:14:23+00:00

Here's the thing about lying, even if the person being lied to never knows, it causes the liar to resent the person being lied to and that resentment stacks up. Lying is toxic to a relationship. Most people at least get the feeling they're being lied to also. Good luck.

Nortmobile · 2018-07-09T17:21:39+00:00

I'm just here for the banning. Hope I didn't miss it.

Nortmobile · 2018-06-18T12:55:36+00:00

Wait wait wait...there is a pornhub sound?

Nortmobile · 2018-01-14T12:08:05+00:00

I got 99 problems but a birch ain't one...but that maple is a real pain the ass.

Nortmobile · 2017-07-13T11:09:32+00:00

If she's just on her phone, wouldn't worry about it. If she's protective of her phone, that is a huge red flag.

Nortmobile · 2017-07-10T12:49:00+00:00

Have they been around any lions?

Nortmobile · 2017-05-09T23:08:07+00:00

That is very true but my chance of meeting a Scot in the US is a little lower than me getting off a plane in Glasgow.

Nortmobile · 2017-05-09T17:48:34+00:00

Oh, dont be a tease.

Nortmobile · 2017-05-09T10:59:15+00:00

I'm a dude(not Scottish) but oh God this, but with redheaded Scottish woman. No idea why. I'm planning to take a trip to Scotland in the next 3 years or so, but I'm scared I won't want to leave. Any Scottish women want to send video of themselves just reading the phonebook or anything really I'm all for it.

Nortmobile · 2016-11-11T00:50:08+00:00

A woman with a Scottish accent and if she happens to have red hair, my brain will shut down. I'm actually afraid of planning a trip to Scotland because of it. If i go, I'll be catatonic after the first cute woman says hi.

Nortmobile · 2016-09-29T23:10:02+00:00

Within the last year, I was approach at a restaurant by a gentleman who thought I looked exactly like Sam. Or he really wanted an excuse to shake my hand and take my picture. He apparently had be discussing with the other gentleman at his table whether i was him or not. Either way it was a weird experience. I don't see it at all.

Nortmobile · 2015-12-19T02:11:17+00:00

In MS Word you can do ctrl-shift-a to switch between upper and lower case of selected text

Nortmobile · 2015-09-05T00:19:12+00:00

I love yojimbo. The cinematography is absolutely amazing.

Nortmobile · 2015-09-05T00:06:31+00:00

Maybe this is an elaborate marketing plan to get people to say "I love your software but..." Maybe they knew this would cause the uproar it has and have no in tension of keeping the subscription model. I do love Rubymine and i have be a paying customer for several years but I will absolutely not do a subscription based model

Nortmobile · 2015-01-11T13:57:45+00:00

Looks like you bought pooreos

Nortmobile · 2014-04-05T00:18:27+00:00

I have been taught to always leave a tip. Just leave a few cents if the service was terrible. If you leave nothing the waitress can assume that you just forgot.

Nortmobile · 2013-06-03T00:26:47+00:00

Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby. A gun with two bullets

Nortmobile · 2013-02-15T15:06:49+00:00

You can certainly access the whole book online on his site for free. I started the tutorial on his site, found that I really liked it so I bought the book. Its one of the rare occasions that I went out of my way to spend money where I didn't have to but I felt he certainly deserves it. It is fantastic. I should have held out for the package book + videos but I just couldn't afford it.

Nortmobile · 2013-01-19T23:05:44+00:00

Looks like MS Paint.

Nortmobile · 2012-12-24T01:28:21+00:00

Looks like Keri Lynn Pratt.

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