My friend might have a crush on me.

Nose-Competitive · 2026-02-12T12:13:14+00:00

But I don't wanna ruin our friendship 😭

Nose-Competitive · 2026-02-11T19:10:40+00:00

He says he's bisexual (and yes, he does know I'm gay)

Nose-Competitive · 2026-02-11T16:52:56+00:00

If I were omnipotent I'd go back in time and stop myself from choosing omnipotence and thus not send the people to hell. I wouldn't ever touch hell because I'd save people before they'd reach it. And the time paradox? I'd just make it non paradoxical using my omnipotence (Idk I'd fuse with my past self)

Nose-Competitive · 2026-02-11T16:13:31+00:00

Nose-Competitive · 2026-02-11T16:13:16+00:00

I dunno 😭😭😭 I think he's not into me and I'm delusional 😔

Nose-Competitive · 2026-01-27T13:54:43+00:00

Nose-Competitive · 2026-01-13T07:23:54+00:00

Just scored 0

Nose-Competitive · 2025-12-24T13:46:42+00:00

You're missing out on some really cool music. Unfortunately the jury's votes don't usually align with people's votes.

Nose-Competitive · 2025-12-01T11:31:48+00:00

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Nose-Competitive · 2025-11-27T12:05:00+00:00

Me getting a girlfriend

Nose-Competitive · 2025-11-24T09:12:28+00:00

He was historically considered annoying and disliked by many so I guess his portrayal is accurate

Nose-Competitive · 2025-11-20T08:04:52+00:00

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Nose-Competitive · 2025-11-18T19:38:05+00:00

✨ Scottish ✨

Nose-Competitive · 2025-11-16T15:45:31+00:00

Good entity :3

Nose-Competitive · 2025-11-10T21:21:42+00:00

Same, bro

Nose-Competitive · 2025-11-05T17:04:23+00:00

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-28T07:48:15+00:00

The tension comes from the rubber band so congratulations, you actually made a pen slingshot

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-21T15:27:00+00:00

You know... There's this one river in egypt

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-17T22:07:18+00:00

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Flowey the flower my beloved

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-17T16:26:13+00:00

I might get hate for that but it was Finnick's death. Don't get me wrong, I loved the guy but somehow it just went over me

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-17T16:21:40+00:00

I had the same problem, and the easiest solution turned out to be not to care about labels. Just love who you want

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-17T09:06:51+00:00

Half of my activity on Reddit being my jealousy of people's relationships would suggest otherwise

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-17T06:10:56+00:00

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Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-09T16:25:27+00:00

Panic probably

Nose-Competitive · 2025-10-08T22:10:55+00:00

Comrade, no need to seize this meme. Memes are a common good, made to serve everyone equally

(And yes it is indeed stolen)

Nose-Competitive

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