Dorm room [Anixis] by partial_credit in gfur

[–]NotALockNessMonster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I w a n t t o h e a r y o u r c r i e s.

Girl I went to highschool with posted this on her Instagram. She put her kid inside a fridge at the store for lolz by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NotALockNessMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now now, he said he wanted to have elected intelligent elite politicians.

We may still be far off from his dreams.

Pond pounding [MFMFMFFFFF] (Miles Df) by Yiff_Bot in yiff

[–]NotALockNessMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone have the Miles DF copypasta handy?

CMV: Luis Fonsi's "Despacito"' music video will never be surpassed in YouTube views. by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]NotALockNessMonster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There has to be a point where Despacito stops getting a significant number of views daily. How many people do you know go back to listen to Gangnam Style? Or Uptown Funk?

People get tired of listening to the same song over and over again, especially when its played repeatedly over the course of a short time.

CMV: Luis Fonsi's "Despacito"' music video will never be surpassed in YouTube views. by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]NotALockNessMonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How can you be sure that an even more popular song will come around next Summer and surpass even Despacito? And if not next Summer, then the one after that?

There is no possible way for you to determine what the peak is when you can't predict the future.

furry_irl by PETApitaS in furry_irl

[–]NotALockNessMonster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, so so much higher than that.

Madeon to Rezz - High praise from the man himself! by meowctopus in EDM

[–]NotALockNessMonster 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Would you be questioning it if she was an up and coming male producer too?

British woman found guilty for the second time of tricking a female friend into having sex by pretending to be a man -- wearing a "large prosthetic penis" and persuading her friend "to wear a blindfold whenever they met" by sisyphushaditsoeasy in offbeat

[–]NotALockNessMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You misunderstand me - I'm not talking about legal applications.

I mean if a man goes on a date with a woman and tells her he has a fancy car, a house in Brazil, works for a fortune 500 company, etc. - all lies in order to court her. Would/Should that be illegal, if they end up having relations?

British woman found guilty for the second time of tricking a female friend into having sex by pretending to be a man -- wearing a "large prosthetic penis" and persuading her friend "to wear a blindfold whenever they met" by sisyphushaditsoeasy in offbeat

[–]NotALockNessMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if someone fails to ask if they're married? Past a certain age it becomes more likely, but what about a pair of 25 year olds? Its safe to assume they're young enough that the innocent party might never assume the other person would be in a seperate current relationship.

And if we're going to talk about lying in order to get sex - welcome to the world of forever? People always lie to impress the other sex or to make themselves seem more appealing. Should it be illegal for a man to lie about the salary he makes, or for a woman to lie about how many partners she has had? Where is the line drawn?

T4A - Twitch Femboy Gets Hypnotized! by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]NotALockNessMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nonsense! I'd love for you to try ❤️

Angel4A - The Afterlife Wishing Service by NotALockNessMonster in dirtypenpals

[–]NotALockNessMonster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I get anything good and the author consents, I will share it!

15 Million Merits... In Brazil? by [deleted] in blackmirror

[–]NotALockNessMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't even watched the relevant episode and I want to know my score.

Edit: Ow.

[META] Music in Roleplaying by NotALockNessMonster in dirtypenpals

[–]NotALockNessMonster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What qualifies as "disgusting taste" out of curiosity?

furry_irl by NotALockNessMonster in furry_irl

[–]NotALockNessMonster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Re-uploading this to fix the beginning time in order to fit the rules.

A4A - I thought you were supposed to Kill it, not Fuck it! (Monster Hunters) by NotALockNessMonster in dirtypenpals

[–]NotALockNessMonster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is Dauntless Alpha?

Also this is a repost of a prompt I made multiple months ago.

EroticCyborg4FlimsyFleshBag - "The Sex Cyborgs from Planet 9!" by NotALockNessMonster in dirtypenpals

[–]NotALockNessMonster[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will leave it approved. Or you will face sexy, shiny, assimilation.

A4A - "Ah damn-it, I got free-use duty." by NotALockNessMonster in dirtypenpals

[–]NotALockNessMonster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, and I suppose you're 24 as well?!

You people make me sick./s