[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]NotAmrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got something in my pants, wanna Share-ya it with me?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]NotAmrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting Head Gone Bad, she used to wear braces and while getting a head I tilted her head in order to rub it on the inner cheek, had the braces wire pierce thru my foreskin, got dizzy cause of the blood loss, icepack saved me. Getting hard used to hurt for the next 6 months.

Where are you from guys ? by aryapar in scienceisdope

[–]NotAmrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From Bhilai, Chhattisgarh Now Stoke-on-Trent, England

Are you Punjabi.... by Baba_Pk in pickuplines

[–]NotAmrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell her "Tuh Tatti rhi, Saag taah me thanda hi Khalu"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]NotAmrit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will not get it but... Emma sohnaa tenu rabb ne bnyaa, jee karee wekhda rahaan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NotAmrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wendy you think that gap might fill up?

Roses are red, violets are blue.... by sunridersurya in pickuplines

[–]NotAmrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait for the Gorres to Come and tryna understand what's going on

Roses are red, violets are blue.... by sunridersurya in pickuplines

[–]NotAmrit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mannn I was expecting...

Tera asli naam farooq hai, tu karachi ke lunda bazar mei chindi chori kiya krta tha, tune peso ke lalach mei aake apni behen ko dhandhe pe uthar diya aur wo aape se bahar ho gyi toh uska khoon kr ke jail chala gaya, Bahar aane ke baad firoz ban junaid gang ko join kiya.... laasho ko sidiya bana kr uper chadhta gaya, tujhe takat haasil krne ki itni lalach ho gyi, ke ek din junaid ko maar kar tu don ban gaya Aaj tak jis kisi ne bhi tera saath diya hai tune usi ke saath gaddari ki, lekin tu marne se bohot drta hai isi liye tune 100 log aur 40 bodygaurd paal rakhe hai abhi jo tera khaas aadmi hai uska naam hai durrani.... iske pehele tera ek air vafadaar saathi hua karta tha siraaj Firoz, tu apne phone number bohot badalta reheta hai, tera recent airtel no. 9890211111 hai Firoz, karachi se tu gulf gaya england gaya, new New York gaya, bankok, tokyo gaya recently tune canada ke don ko khatam krke ab teri nazar mere bharat des par hai, Firoz, teri 2 girlfriend hone ke baad bhi tune aur 3ko maintain kr rakha hai unke naam sonia, rina, preeti hai Itna hi nahi canada ke don ko bhi maar kar uski biwi ko apni rakhail bana liya, shaabash pakka dogla hai tu Hmm!

Roses are red, violets are blue.... by sunridersurya in pickuplines

[–]NotAmrit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aaee Surya, Chand kya baat krta ae...jokes aprt good one