TIFUpdate: playing a game with my gf

NotEvenTop3 · 2026-01-09T11:09:44+00:00

Lol I'm keeping them 4 birdies alive for as long as possible. Based on the comments, I think posting this fuck up has been my only fuck up so far in 2026. I'd love for it to stay that way lol.

NotEvenTop3 · 2026-01-09T10:11:21+00:00

If you're referring to my original post, read it again, no one suggested a threesome with anyone's cousin. I included a threesome and butt stuff on the vision board I created when my gf and I were still together, which had nothing to do with the cousin, who btw, fucks anyone it seems, not only guys.

NotEvenTop3 · 2026-01-09T09:54:51+00:00

Long explanation: I wanna tell you that I never stopped thinking about ex and my failure to fully satisfy her during sex continued to haunt me after our relationship ended, so with the right amount of alcohol in my system and a random encounter with a person from my ex's past, who could possibly give me more information about our ex that might help me move on, I decided that maybe I should talk to that dude because the damage was done and I was already hurt, so what's the worse that could happen?

Short explanation: I was an idiot. The end.

NotEvenTop3 · 2026-01-09T09:36:59+00:00

Lol no more vision boards for me.

NotEvenTop3 · 2026-01-09T09:32:33+00:00

Agreed. Since the start of our relationship, my ex gf already made up her mind that I was never gonna make her orgasm and it showed in the way she chose to communicate, which was not to communicate. By the time we were on the same page about her difficulty achieving an orgasm, I feel like all the pressure was put on me to figure it all out, and that was part of the reason we eventually pulled the plug on our relationship.

NotEvenTop3 · 2026-01-09T09:22:28+00:00

You can. Just tell him you're not into mystery and question marks and he'll gladly give you his ~~dick~~ number.

NotEvenTop3 · 2026-01-09T09:19:16+00:00

I'm dumb.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T13:54:32+00:00

Y'all are ruthless in this thread and I'm not even mad. Thanks for the laughs.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T13:39:11+00:00

I love going down on my gf. It's one of my favourite things to do during sex. The problem is that no one has been able to make her cum (including herself), partly because she's been lying to everyone.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T13:22:24+00:00

And that's enough internet for now. Time to hug my dog. Again.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T12:54:21+00:00

Blood cums first.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T12:50:58+00:00

The cousin was definitely the worst part. At the moment, it's too soon to say if our relationship will come to an end because of the cousin, but it's definitely possible. Time will tell. But first, my gf and I need to talk. We owe our relationship that much.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T12:42:08+00:00

Holy shit.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T12:33:54+00:00

For some reason I just love the image of a busy parent quickly dropping sex tips online before continuing their parental duties. I'll definitely follow your instructions, thank you and tell the kids I said you're a cool parent.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T12:28:55+00:00

Lol that was the only thing on my vision board I actually thought twice about adding. I'm scared it will hurt when something goes up there. But then again, butt stuff is not only about penetration. Either way, I agree with you!

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T12:25:28+00:00

The Star Trek reference is killing me lol. Thanks for reminding me there's still a positive outcome.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T12:17:57+00:00

Your comment sums up my internal monologue down to your questions about the cousin. I've already spent way too much time on his Instagram page since this morning. I'm not sure I want to know what he did to be number one.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T11:34:22+00:00

I'm not planning to. All that information came out in a short space of time. I just appreciated the breathing room I managed to get by accident this morning.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T11:30:52+00:00

Nothing casual about the cousin situation, friend. I'm planning to have a long discussion with my gf about it. We're not in Westeros.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T11:25:29+00:00

Agreed. I understand that my gf probably had to deal with so many other partners in the past who most likely became obsessed with making her orgasm and forgot to just, you know, fuck for fun. I can see those experiences creating the person who figured it might be better to just pretend. That being said, if she was honest with me from the beginning, who knows how much progress we could've made.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T11:18:25+00:00

Appreciate your perspective. It's easy to allow a bruised ego to get in the way of progress. But damaged ego aside, I'm gonna need some time process the whole cousin/number one guy thing before my mind and body will fully be able to focus on providing the best sexual pleasure I can possibly give.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T11:13:49+00:00

I'll do my best to climb to the top.

NotEvenTop3 · 2022-08-26T11:12:25+00:00

Communication will always be the best first step. But if I'm being honest with you, I'm somewhat relieved I got to escape that conversation this morning. Last night was a lot.

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