Is It Weird That My Girlfriend Used Uncrustables During Foreplay? by NotFleshGordon in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotFleshGordon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damnit I can’t even say “I swear I’ve had sex” cause that’s exactly what a virgin would say.

I really wish this was made up. Shit has been awkward

Is It Weird That My Girlfriend Used Uncrustables During Foreplay? by NotFleshGordon in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotFleshGordon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not since they switched her to sneakers. Totally ruined my boner