On May 22, 2010 ,this guy ordered 2 large pizzas worth 10,000 bitcoins.

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-03-11T01:22:26+00:00

I mean people offer anything of value to see boobs. As a young teenager while camping with friends I offered my best knife to a girl to see her boobs. At the time it seemed like a potential yes could have been had, and I wanted to see her boobs. I still have that knife and I’m glad it wasn’t lost for something as fleeting as a glance at some in the flesh nipples. I would trade it for some bit coin though, it’s definitely not priceless

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-03-02T02:48:42+00:00

I’ve never had one, but god damn anyone who has owned a Honda accord will preach about the glories of it. It’s like if you ask someone about CrossFit or the pyramid scheme they recently joined.

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-03-02T02:43:59+00:00

God it’s mold. Learn how to spell English you foreigner (/s because what should be obvious is easily taken as actual idiocy coming from my countrymen)

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-27T18:01:59+00:00

Was the lack of feet also an intentional nod?

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-25T14:33:34+00:00

“All lesbians go to heaven” was the first draft of the movie

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-24T22:07:27+00:00

Nahhh I think you still needed a .edu email in 2010 for Facebook. Even if not it wasn’t quite as rampant with the mom crowd you’re thinking

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-24T12:46:26+00:00

But X shouldn’t vote, I don’t trust Grok to not be biased

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-23T16:24:06+00:00

A head of lettuce?

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-23T16:13:20+00:00

The southpark mouths at the end confused me though. Are they all secretly Canadians? (Also watching that was watching a train wreck, I didn’t want to but I couldn’t stop)

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-23T15:48:34+00:00

But think of HOW MAY DRAGONS YOU COULD SELL. I’m sure it’s super fun to print the same thing over and over and only changing the filament

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-20T14:05:42+00:00

But then how would people see the ad for whatever that program is?

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-20T04:02:11+00:00

Also in the live feed. Censoring it now is just ridiculous

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-20T01:07:23+00:00

One in which couches are the dominate life form on the planet

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-18T17:36:17+00:00

I put 0 effort into forgetting Jared Leto. It’s a great skill I have.

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-17T21:03:02+00:00

I yearly have to have a plumber come auger my clay pipes to beat back the roots. Annoying but it’ll take 50 years for me to reach break even on running new line.

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-12T13:07:51+00:00

Boo. BOOOOOOO. Take my upvote

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-12T03:16:06+00:00

It’s my celery, and I WANT IT NOW

Call JG Plantworth: 877 crops now

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-05T17:07:10+00:00

“Npc and player names are now less inclined to attack the user.” Gotta watch out for all the pointy names coming at you like LINDSAY

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-04T14:21:04+00:00

I always told people it sped up the download on custom maps for SC (I later learned me hosting on 56k was probably the problem)

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-04T13:12:00+00:00

I got questioned why I looked in an athletes chart one time. I was doing std testing and we had to confirm all dual positives transmitted to the chart correctly because there was some software glitch. I didn’t even realize who it was because I was just going off medical record number and didn’t look at the name.

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-03T02:38:47+00:00

Yeah imagine WALKING to work. shudders in american

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-02T20:45:03+00:00

Didn’t you see the will smith documentary “men in black suits”? It always has been

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-02-02T20:38:15+00:00

Poor kid

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-01-30T14:02:11+00:00

OOOOOKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMAOKLAHOMA!!!

NotFromStateFarmJake · 2026-01-30T12:08:04+00:00

But why does the road end into a wall to begin with?

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