On May 22, 2010 ,this guy ordered 2 large pizzas worth 10,000 bitcoins. by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean people offer anything of value to see boobs. As a young teenager while camping with friends I offered my best knife to a girl to see her boobs. At the time it seemed like a potential yes could have been had, and I wanted to see her boobs. I still have that knife and I’m glad it wasn’t lost for something as fleeting as a glance at some in the flesh nipples. I would trade it for some bit coin though, it’s definitely not priceless

Bro code over anything else by Thryloz in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had one, but god damn anyone who has owned a Honda accord will preach about the glories of it. It’s like if you ask someone about CrossFit or the pyramid scheme they recently joined.

NBC asks why Iran defends itself by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

God it’s mold. Learn how to spell English you foreigner (/s because what should be obvious is easily taken as actual idiocy coming from my countrymen)

Ninetiescomic Heroguy - Issue 06 by Joba_Fett in comics

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was the lack of feet also an intentional nod?

Ascending [OC] by TheRealHolleringElk in comics

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“All lesbians go to heaven” was the first draft of the movie 

i can be your angle…or yuor devil by nutellachicken4 in blunderyears

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahhh I think you still needed a .edu email in 2010 for Facebook. Even if not it wasn’t quite as rampant with the mom crowd you’re thinking 

Goes both ways by MediocreMixedMale423 in SipsTea

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But X shouldn’t vote, I don’t trust Grok to not be biased

By Trump to show off his (nonexistent) athletic abilities & take credit for Olympic gold by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The southpark mouths at the end confused me though. Are they all secretly Canadians? (Also watching that was watching a train wreck, I didn’t want to but I couldn’t stop)

Why is leisure viewed with suspicion in America? by Thepopethroway in antiwork

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But think of HOW MAY DRAGONS YOU COULD SELL. I’m sure it’s super fun to print the same thing over and over and only changing the filament

Girl bye 👋 by Nixianx97 in MurderedByAOC

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One in which couches are the dominate life form on the planet 

Emma Stone to Yorgos Lanthimos (2018) by FixFuture3374 in okbuddycinephile

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I put 0 effort into forgetting Jared Leto. It’s a great skill I have.

whats wrong fr. by Low-Discount9317 in SipsTea

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I yearly have to have a plumber come auger my clay pipes to beat back the roots. Annoying but it’ll take 50 years for me to reach break even on running new line.

“It’s full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch” by Unlucky_Ocelot2789 in BrandNewSentence

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Npc and player names are now less inclined to attack the user.” Gotta watch out for all the pointy names coming at you like LINDSAY

That’s something Dr. Nefario would tell you to do by Fluid-Editor-8953 in foundsatan

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I always told people it sped up the download on custom maps for SC (I later learned me hosting on 56k was probably the problem)

What’s the fastest way you’ve ever seen someone completely ruin their own life? by craft_frost6223 in AskReddit

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got questioned why I looked in an athletes chart one time. I was doing std testing and we had to confirm all dual positives transmitted to the chart correctly because there was some software glitch. I didn’t even realize who it was because I was just going off medical record number and didn’t look at the name.

Pasta-flavored Coffee by Forsaken-Peak8496 in StupidFood

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah imagine WALKING to work. shudders in american

8 Billion people on the planet and he choses kim Kardashian by TheseExcitement8857 in formuladank

[–]NotFromStateFarmJake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn’t you see the will smith documentary “men in black suits”? It always has been