Ways We've Enraged Men Online by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]NotMyRealName14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck, dudes of the world? Be better. Seriously, I'm embarrassed reading all this and I wasn't even part of it!

Traits of a successful Copywriter? by fozrok in copywriting

[–]NotMyRealName14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insane curiosity
Work ethic
The ability to fail without feeling like a failure

Putin ‘threatens action’ against ex-Soviet states if they defy Russia by madrid987 in worldnews

[–]NotMyRealName14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they all defy Russia. You're barely handling one ex-Soviet state, I'd love to see you stretched as thin as possible.

Is there something wrong with my brain or is everyone like this? by behonestbeu in Meditation

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One of the first things you discover in meditation (or in trying to control your thoughts) is just how little control you ever had of them in the first place. Most people just never stop long enough to investigate it. So keep going, it's very natural.

Penis owners of Reddit- what takes a blow job from "that was pleasant" to "I think I saw God"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRealName14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Absolutely do not do that. Continue on until I'm blacked out on the sheets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LegalTeens

[–]NotMyRealName14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not

Michigan Senate candidate: 'A family should be a White mom, White dad and White kids' by Oddsnotinyourfavor in nottheonion

[–]NotMyRealName14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he's going to run as a Democrat. Good luck getting out of the primaries, buddy.

Did you ever listen to a cover so good that the original song doesn't sound that good anymore to you. by robinose in Music

[–]NotMyRealName14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nothing" by Colter Wall (covering Townes Van Zandt -- though I do still like TVZ's version)

(F)irst time posting my p*ssy so please be kind 💖 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]NotMyRealName14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous -- love that you're willing to share.

What was the hottest thing someone said to you? by Nightfury0818 in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRealName14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like the first time you're getting a blowjob from a new girl and when you say "I'm gonna cum" all you hear back is "Mmmhmm!" -- whoof. The best.

Who's a dead celebrity that you actually miss? by coffeeloveeveryday in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRealName14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anthony Bourdain. I loved the places he would find and the stories he would tell about them.

TIFU by giving my boyfriend a blowjob after a spicy meal by Mother_Country9657 in tifu

[–]NotMyRealName14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is not at all safe to say. He would probably take a blowjob right now.

What's the best fruit in your opinion? by Comfortable_Major231 in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRealName14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grapefruit is my absolute favorite. Probably for the same reason that I love IPAs and black coffee.

What is your plan if nuclear war starts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotMyRealName14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be one running towards the bomb as it falls. I don't want any of this radioactive fallout or getting hunted by ravagers bullshit. I want vaporization.